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Thursday In The Middle of August

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Quizzes Tonight:

7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £90. Cheat answer: Brussells (pic round)

9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £50. Cheat answer: Dixie Chicks (music round)

NOTE: We are UPSTAIRS tonight at the Argyle Bar (i.e. the ground floor instead of the cellar)

Classic Festival Thursday: a bit rainy, sweaty and hundreds and million of festival wankers everywhere.

Avoid the swinging laminates and come and get a wee sit down at the quiz. Ninety bucks up at the Argyle? That’s nice.

Fifty down at the Newsroom? Quality. Come on then, what are you waiting for. Remember it’s the festival so you’ll need to get on a bus NOW (0958 at time of writing) to get to the quiz on time.

By the way, here’s tonight’s music round cheat which is for the Newsroom: The song is a cracker – its about literally getting away with murder.

I mean, not as good as Marti Pellow, but still excellent.

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Yeah. Also, remember to stop me and buy a packet of Cunto Cards  if you’re looking for that special gift for the foul-mouthed fiend in your life.

Cunto Cards 2018
Cunto Cards 2018

 

 

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This Wednesday We Have Together Won’t Last Forever

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Quizzes tonight:

7pm – The Joker & The Thief. Jackpot £30. Cheat: Roxy Music (music round)

9pm – Brass Monkey, Drummond Street. Quiz is off during the festival – Jackpot will be £120 when we start back in September

Today never lasts forever. In fact- it’s already after #popmaster (but still before lunch).

Mind you, that’s at the time of writing. The moment you read this could be completely different. It could be October the sixth in the year five thousand. Can anything exist then?

Anyway – the future of civilization isn’t one of the topics at the quiz tonight, so you can relax about that.

Let me tell you though, there is a hit super duper song in the music round by Roddy’s favourite band ever, Dire Straits. It sounds like this:

It is believed to be the only pop video in history to feature synchronised swimming and a copy of the Financial Times in the same swimming pool.

Have you seen anything good at the festival? No. That’s cos it’s all a bag of shite. Make sure you come to the quiz instead.

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Also, if you’re still lacking, Cunto cards ,, you can get a deck off of me tonight. I usually have two or three packets with me at the quiz.

You can also get them online

You can also follow Cunto on youtube. This is the first of many Cunto videos:

Yo!

Dr P

 

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Monday Edinburgh Pub Quizzes – Tonight

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Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot:£50. Cheat: Japan (music round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £120. Cheat news: Ulster (pic round)

It’s raining. Better head to the pub.

Tonight’s quizzes are located less than a mile apart. You could, feasibly, do the double.

First one at the Brass Leith concludes at 8.30pm and the second one at the Safari Lounge begins at 9pm (although I don’t usually hit the first question until about 10 past or quarter past)

The music cheat for tonight is for the Brass. It’s Japan, even though it sounds very much like Duran:

A good proportion of the youtube comments remark on the physical beauty of the singer: David Sylvian. That was about 35 years ago.

He looks like this now:

Image result for david sylvian 2018

At least he hasn’t got fat.

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By the way 2018 Cunto Cards are in stock so stop me and buy a deck if you want to get in on the action. Or click on the image below to buy them online…

Cunto Cards 2018
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Sunday Night Pub Quiz Scene

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Tonight’s quizzes :

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: Supergrass (pic round)

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: Star Trek: Voyager (pic round)

As you know, it’s pishing with rain out there. Be careful when travelling to and from the quiz. Keep your arms inside the train. Walk don’t run.

It’s very late in the day, so I’m just going to cut straight into the free music round answer which relates to the Persevere:

The song is by Supergrass, an old Top of The Pops performance which sounds genuinely live.

See you at the quiz tonight!

Yo!

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Thursday Pub Quiz – Edinburgh

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Quizzes Tonight:

7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £60. Cheat answer: Van Morrison (music round)

9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £50. Cheat answer: Perth (pic round)

NOTE: We are UPSTAIRS tonight at the Argyle Bar (i.e. the ground floor instead of the cellar)

The festival roars on with its collection of wannabes, superstars, locals, tourists and wankers.

Remember, if you’re going to drink with all kinds of people you deep-down hate, its best to win a bit of quiz cash first.

Come to the quizzes tonight and fill your drinking wallet with some folding…

By the way, here’s tonight’s music round cheat which is for the Argyle at 7pm:

That’s got twang. Generally I can’t be bothered with Van Morrison but this is a tune.

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Yeah. Also, remember to stop me and buy a packet of Cunto Cards  if you’re looking for that special gift for the foul-mouthed fiend in your life.

Cunto Cards 2018
Cunto Cards 2018

 

 

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Wednesday – Only One Wednesday Quiz Per Week During August

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Quizzes tonight:

7pm – The Joker & The Thief. Jackpot £30. Cheat: Roxy Music (music round)

9pm – Brass Monkey, Drummond Street. Quiz is off during the festival – Jackpot will be £120 when we start back in September

So last week was a disaster at the Joker – with minute to go before quiz time, the electricity blew up and the pub was snookered.

The power is back on and you will now hear last week’s intended quiz, tonight!

The music round hint for tonight is one of my all time favourite bands: Roxy Music. The sound on this video is shite, but it’s still a great song:

You cannae beat the Roxy.

Meanwhile, Cunto cards continue to fly. If you want a packet of the game that’s rocking the nation, hit me up – I usually have two or three packets with me at the quiz.

You can also get them online

Look at the happy people playing Cunto at the Joker the other week. Yeah:

People playing Cunto
Cunto!

Yo!

Dr P

 

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Monday Night Is Quiz Time

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Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot:£50. Cheat: Wombat (pic round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £90. Cheat news: Heart (music round)

Monday is just  so damn RIGHT. Make fantasy = reality by simply coming to the quiz tonight.

Here is the music round cheat for one of the songs at the Safari Lounge:

There you go, that’s pretty much the peak of the eighties. Boomer.

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By the way 2018 Cunto Cards are in stock so stop me and buy a deck if you want to get in on the action. Or click on the image below to buy them online…

Cunto Cards 2018
Cunto 2018

Yo

Dr P

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Sunday – Loving The Quiz

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Tonight’s quizzes :

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: Leonardo da Vinci (pic round)

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: Gabrielle (music round)

Again, lots of jackpots getting won in the last week, so low jackpots tonight.

You see the text at the top, that’s me giving you free answers for each of the quizzes tonight. The music round clue for the Tolbooth is a song by Gabrielle, which sounds like this:

Aye. Gabrielle. Heigh ho. I have nothing to say about this at all.

See you at the quiz tonight!

Yo!

Dr Paul

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Thursday Night Pub Quiz Edinburgh

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Quizzes Tonight:

7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £30. Cheat answer: Jessica Simpson (pic round)

9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £50. Cheat answer: Pulp (music round)

NOTE: We are UPSTAIRS tonight at the Argyle Bar (i.e. the ground floor instead of the cellar)

Hey. If you’re a visitor to the city then welcome. I hope you’re having a great time.

Just do us a favour and don’t be a prick.

Also, make sure you check out local culture as well as the “Fringe”. In other words, come to the quiz tonight. Unlike all that Fringe pish, you can actually win some money.

For reading this post you get a wee bonus which is a cheat answer for tonight (see top info). The music round clue tonight is Pulp. The song sounds like this:

The video includes the technique of little kids playing young versions of the band members.

Innovative huh? Well yeah, but of course Queen had done it nine years earlier with ‘The Miracle’

Sheer quality.

Anyway, don’t bring kids to the quiz tonight. Leave them at home, get a babysitter. Get pished. Start a fight.

Yeah. Also, remember to stop me and buy a packet of Cunto Cards  if you’re looking for that special gift for the foul-mouthed fiend in your life.

 

 

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Wednesday – Only One Quiz During August

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Quizzes tonight:

7pm – The Joker & The Thief. Jackpot £30. Cheat: Roxy Music (music round)

9pm – Brass Monkey, Drummond Street. Quiz is off during the festival – Jackpot will be £120 when we start back in September

So it’s August, that means the World Festival of Fuckwits and Carnival of Bastards is in town and it means that life at the Brass Monkey becomes too chaotic to include the quiz. So we wait unti September…

All other quizzes continue as normal during the great annual disruption, including the fantastic quiz at the Joker & The Thief which really actually is the best pub in the world.

The music round hint for tonight is one of my all time favourite bands: Roxy Music. The sound on this video is shite, but it’s still a great song:

Dead Pool is over for the month. I will post the list of everyone’s choices later today…

Meanwhile, Cunto cards continue to fly. If you want a packet of the game that’s rocking the nation, hit me up – I usually have two or three packets with me at the quiz.

You can also get them online

Look at the happy people playing Cunto at the Joker last week. Yeah:

People playing Cunto
Cunto!

Yo!

Dr P

 

For cheats and hints to win Dr Paul quizzes in Edinburgh, get the weekly email.