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December Dead Pool

Here’s the list of names chosen by you for December’s Dead Pool

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Bad luck to those who picked George Bush Sr, only for him to drop dead in the last few hours of NOVEMBER.

By the way: a post will be made soon regarding the winner of the November Dead Pool

If you are one of the three then you might feel pissed off but THINK for a minute: it’s worse for George.

Alex Ferguson
Amanda Bynes
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Ant McPartlin
Ant McPartlin
Anthony Hopkins
Barbara Windsor
Betty White
Billy Connolly
Bobby Charlton
Brian Ferry
Charlie Sheen
Clive James
Clive James

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David Attenborough
Diego Maradona
Dominic Raab
Donald Trump
Elton John
Ennio Morricone
Esther Rantzen
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
Henry Kissinger
Iggy Pop

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Jack Nicholson
James Corden
Jimmy Connors
Joan Collins
John Cleese
John Major
Judi Dench
Justin Lee Collins
Ken Bruce
Kirk Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Maggie Smith
Menzies Campbell
Michael Caine
Michael Heseltine
Michael Parkinson
Mick Jagger
Ozzy Osbourne
Paul Rudd
Peter Kay
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Ringo Starr
Rod Stewart
Rolf Harris
The Queen
The Queen
Theresa May
Tina Turner
Tom Morello
Vera Lynn
Yoko Ono

Biggest shout of the month is, as usual, old Prince Philip who keeps rolling the dice and avoiding a seven.

Interesting new entries include Tom Morello who was the guitarist in Rage Against The Machine, Amanda Bynes who is “back” according to Twitter (I never knew she existed let alone had “gone away”) and Dominic Raab who may well die from having too many As in his naame.

 

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Dead Pool November 2018

Just got round to data-entering your entries for November 2018 Dead Pool.

Here’s the list for the month:

Axl Rose
Barbara Windsor
Barbara Windsor
Betty White
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Billy Connolly
Bob Dylan
Bob Geldof
Bobby Charlton
Bruce Cockburn
Bruce Forsyth
Buzz Aldrin
Cliff Richard
Clint Eastwood
David Attenborough
Demi Lovato
Dick Van Dyke
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Dustin Hoffman
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
Glenn Hoddle
Glenn Hoddle
Glenn Hoddle
Glenn Hoddle
Glenn Hoddle
Guy Fawkes
Guy Fawkes
Hillary Clinton
Ian McKellen
Jair Bolsonaro
Jair Bolsonaro
John Williams
John Williams
Johnny Depp
Keith Richards
Keith Richards
Keith Richards
Kirk Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Lester Piggott
Lil Pump
Maggie Smith
Michael Parkinson
Michael Schumacher
Michael Schumacher
Morgan Freeman
Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
Paul O’Grady
Pele
Peter Alliss
Philip Green
Philip Hammond
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Rolf Harris
Rolf Harris
Sean Connery
Sean Connery
Sean Connery
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
Woody Allen
Yoko Ono

So, if any of these die before December, then we have a winner. Top picks are Prince Philip (9) and The Queen  (7).

A notable newcomer is Glenn Hoddle who, was probably slightly unfairly panned as “hating the disabled” back in 1999 and is now in hospital after a heart attack.

Glenn Hoddle dead pool
Hoddle – did a shit pop song in the eighties but doesn’t deserve to die young

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Dead Pool September 2018

Here’s the full list of potential droppers that you picked for September 2018. If one of these dies then we’ll have a winner.

It looks like we have a winner for August because someone did pick John McCain. I just have to get in touch with the winner to confirm…

If you entered David Lynch for September then that’s a great pick but you didn’t make the list because I could not for the life of me read your email address. So therefore, bin.

Old favourite Prince Philip leads the way again with eight people pinning their million-pound hopes on the mad old racist who refuses to die.

A bit of late-month bandwagon-hopping saw the new entry of Hearts boss Craig Levein, but the footballer seems to be on the mend now.

Nice to see Hollywood power-nonce  Kevin Spacey on the list. You never know…

Andy Murray
Ben Affleck
Betty White
Betty White
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
Britney Spears
Cliff Richard
Craig Levein
Craig Levein
Craig Levein
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Elton John
Eminem
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
Gerog Bush Sr
Henry Kissinger
Iain Duncan Smith
Iain McKellen
Jack Nicklaus
Jerry Springer
Justin Bieber
Kanye West
Kevin Speacey
Kirk Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Lionel Blair
Mary Berry
Mary Berry
Michael Douglas
Michael Parkinson
Neil Armstrong
Nichelle Nichols
Paul Band – singer from Motion
Paul Chuckle
Paul McCartney
Pele
Pete Docherty
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Robert Mugabe
Robert Mugabe
Rolf Harris
Sean Connery
Stan Lee
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
The Union
Yoko Ono

Dead Pool picks
Dead People?

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Monday Night Edinburgh Pub Quiz Action

Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot:£50. Cheat: Diana Ross (pic round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £60. Cheat news: The B-52s (music round)

Top quiz action tonight. Heavy, sexy, powerful. Will we have an ABBA singalong? Unlikely but you never know…

Meanwhile, here is a cheat clue for tonight’s quiz at the Safari:

By the way, did you know that 1983 actually looked like this clip. This is not some effect to do with low-resolution recording and videotape degradation, the real world actually looked like this.

Thanks to developments in technology and politics, real life went hi-def in about 1998. And you kids complain if your skinny latte isn’t hot enough. You kids don’t know you’re born.

By the way – we have a winner for DEAD POOL in August. Old John McCain lost his long-running battle with death and that means that Tomas Sanders is a winner.

Dead Pool September 2017
Sep 2017 – the last time there was a John McCain Dead Pool surge

If Tomas can drag his ass to the quiz before the end of September he will receive a shiny £1 million scratchcard.

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Best prize for Dead Pool to date was £100 won by the bloke who predicted the demise of BB King back in 2015. Could this one be better?

Remember: tonight’s pub quizzes are located less than a mile apart. You could, feasibly, do the double.

First one at the Brass Leith finishes at 8.30pm and the second one at the Safari Lounge begins at 9pm (although I don’t usually hit the first question until about 10 past or quarter past)

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By the way 2018 Cunto Cards are in stock so stop me and buy a deck if you want to get in on the action. Or click on the image below to buy them online…

Cunto Cards 2018
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May Dead Pool Line Up

I’ve just completed the data entry for May DEAD POOL. Your picks for the month look like this:

Big stories this month:

  1. A heavy upswing in support for the demise of George Bush Senior. This is, presumably, in the wake of the death of his partner Barbara during April. Plus the facts that he is old as fuck (93) and a bit fucked (Parkinson’s, sepsis, etc)
  2. The first appearance, as far as I can recall, of Amber Rudd. I reckon not. Tory cuntos who lose their jobs tend to just pop up later in mutated form. Rather than die. Sadly.
  3. Same with rapists. Bill Cosby will protest, complain, go to jail, serve time, and sincerely think it is all someone else’s fault. He won’t kill himself. That’s not how that mob operate.
  4. Quizbuster mythbuster kiss fact participants Nichele Nichols and William Shatner are BOTH on the list. Their kiss on Star Trek (as Uhuru and Kirk) is regularly quoted as the first interracial kiss on television. But this is not true.
  5. Also, no real story but it’s nice to see Scotland’s top showbiz talent Marti Pellow making a wee appearance on the list. I saw him once doing Billy Flynn in ‘Chicago’ and I thought he was brilliant. I hope he doesn’t die.

Amber Rudd
Betty White
Betty White
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Billy Connolly
Bob Dylan
Brigitte Bardot
Cliff Richard
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough

Dodgy old charaltan

Doris Day
Elton John
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
Iggy Pop
Jeremy Clarkson

Professional wankbag

Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Karl Lagerfeld
Keith Richards
Keith Richards
Kevin Spacey
Kirk Douglas
Les Dennis
Maggie Smith
Marti Pellow
Mary Berry
Michael Douglas
Nichelle Nichols
Olivia de Havilland
Olivia de Havilland
Paul McCartney
Peter Stringfellow
Prince Louis
Prince Louis
Prince Louis

Ninety six and still shitting

Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Richard Wilson
Robbie Williams
Robert Mugabe
Rupert Murdoch

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
Sean Connery
Sean Cox
Snoop Dogg
The Queen
The Queen
Tom Jones
William Shatner
Willie Nelson
Woody Allen
Yoko Ono

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Dead Pool April 2018

I missed handing out Dead Pool sheets on the Sunday night before the end of March so sorry if you missed out.

The names chosen for April are listed below.

Most of the usual suspects are there. Newcomers include TV booze maniac Ant McPartlin, newsreader George Alagiah and Tory megastar Ruth Davidson (who has been known to drink in the Brass Monkey Leith).

Alan Arkin
Ant McPartlin
Ant McPartlin
Arsene Wenger


Betty White
Bill Gates
Bob Dylan
Burt Reynolds
Cher
Danny De Vito
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
Donald Trump
George Alagiah
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Hamilton
June Brown


Maggie Smith
Maggie Smith
Mary Berry
Miley Cyrus
Olivia de Havilland
Pele
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Rolf Harris
Ruth Davidson


Sean Connery
Sean Connery
Shane McGowan
Stan Lee
Stefan Karl Stefansson
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
Tony Iommi
Willie Nelson
Yoko Ono

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Dead Pool Full List for March 2018

It took me slightly longer to get round to imputting Dead Pool data this month.

By the time I got to my keyboard, Stephen Hawking, Jim Bowen and Ken Dodd had all dropped.

It’s easy to get them mixed up.

Meanwhile, I’ve done the typing and entering, so here is the full list of those selected for the reaper during the month of March.

Eagle-eyed readers will quickly spot which of the three legends above has been predicted, meaning we already have a winner but we have to wait until the end of the month to find out if someone MORE FAMOUS dies from the list.

After all, that’s the game.

Andrew Lloyd Webber
Betty White
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
Bryan Adams
Carly Simon
Clint Eastwood
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
Dick Van Dyke
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Eminem
Gary Barlow
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
Honor Blackman
Huw Edwards
Ian McKellen
Iggy Pop
Iggy Pop
Jack Nicholson
Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Carter
Joanna Lumley
Jordan Knight
Keith Richards
Keith Richards
Keith Richards
Ken Dodd
Kenny From South Park
Kirk Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Lindsay Lohan
Madonna
Madonna
Maggie Smith
Morgan Freeman
my will to live
Neil Diamond
Noel Edmonds
Olivia de Havilland
Paul McCartney
Pele
Pele
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Robert Redford
Stephen King
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
“The wee dick in my close that keeps slamming the door – I’m gonna do him in.”
Tom Jones
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Yoko Ono

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Thursday Sensations

Quizzes Tonight:

7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £30. Cheat answer: Disciples (music round)

9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £50. Cheat answer: Mister Bounce (pic round)

Thursday is a strange day to work out.

Well it’s probably an easy day to work out if you have a big brain like Stephen Hawking on your side but I guess he cannot help you now.

This might help: its the music round cheat from tonight’s music round at the Argyle:

Tip: don’t actually watch the video any longer than you have to to pick up the tune. It’s a decent song but the video is phenomenally boring.

More interesting is Jim Bowen talking about an episode of Bullseye that they were unable to put on air.

Speaking of which: which of these three was YOUR favourite scientist and entertainer?

My vote goes to Doddy. Bowen’s funny guy but a nasty old racist. Hawking talks bollocks which is of no use to me whatsoever. Dodd does four-hour standup. Legend. Winner.

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Dead Pool Entries – January 2018

A curtailed entry this month as I only got round to handing out DEAD POOL sheets on two nights in December. Anyway, the lucky few who were able to enter have now been processed and here is the list of runners for the month of January:

Bob Hoskins
Craig Charles
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
Dominic Grieve
Elton JohnImage result for elton john
Harrison Ford
Harvey Weinstein
Ian McKellan
Isaac Hayes
Jimmy Carter
Joe Pesci
John Barrowman
Keith Richards
Kirk Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Mark HamillImage result for mark hamill
Michael Caine
Olivia de Havilland
Peter KayImage result for peter kay
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Ray Davies
The Queen
The Queen
Yoko Ono

 

Most of the usual suspects made it in, along with some new ideas along the lines of Peter Kay, Ray Davies and Yoko Ono.

You never know!

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Last Wednesday Quizzes of The Year

Quizzes tonight:

7pm – The Joker & The Thief. Jackpot £120. Cheat: Chris Griffin (pic round)

8pm – Harmonium. Jackpot £120. Cheat: Styx (music round – see below)

9pm – Brass Monkey, Drummond Street. Jackpot £60 Cheat: Childish Gambino  (music round)

These are the last Wednesday quizzes of the year. In addition: tonight and tomorrow will be your ONLY chances to play DEAD POOL for January. I didn’t get the forms out last week and was going to start on MOnday, only to be swiped by the bad flu.

Bad flu has receded enough for me to do the quizzes tonight but I probably won’t be dancing.

Gordon who does the quiz at Harmonium has reported no illness, so I’m sure he’ll be dancing to keep you entertained in between questions.

The Styx song in tonight’s music round at the Harmonium quiz is a timeless work of beautiful genius.

It’s unquestionably a great song but like many classics of its era, becomes somewhat tarnished by youtube comment left by fat old plonks saying things like “This is real music. Everything today is plastic rap and sucks.”

The Childish Gambino song in the music round at the Monkey which sounded to me, at first, just another modern rap song and a bit plasticky, but I have to admit liking the video. Maybe I like the song a bit better now, after hearing it twice.

And I was going to type something about the old versus the new but, fuck, I’ve just realised this tune is four years old itself. To me that’s nowt – to some of your it’s a lifetime.

Put it this way: we all die someday.

 

 

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