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Potato Joke

Getting a laugh at the Brass Monkey Leith last night in the jokes round: Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? A. None Share on Facebook

A Few Recent Jokes

Some highlights and low moments from recent Jokes Rounds.   1. Panda in a Car Crash 2. A belter from the night we did a special jokes round in tribute of insects. 3. This is probably my favourite joke of the year. As handed in by Irish Mark from the Reverie who likes a bit [...]

Joke Becomes Bonus Round

Someone recently handed this in as a joke but I’m pretty sure I’ll use it for the basis of a bonus round at some point: Share on Facebook For cheats and hints to win Dr Paul quizzes in Edinburgh, get the weekly email.

Recent jokes (sick)

Some of the badder end of jokes handed into the Dr Paul quiz jokes round recently. WARNING: IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY STUFF DON’T READ THESE. Koreans-eat-dogs joke: the handwriting gives the game away here: More dead babies, a prennial subject of jolity: I think this came from Swankie and Big Al: And you know, [...]

Best Jokes of October

October was all right for jokes, I seem to remember. In fact, I’m sure I woke up in the middle of the night a few times, laughing without knowing why. It must surely be the jokes round. Here’s a couple of favourites from the month and there are many more on Facebook Here’s a battle [...]

George Michael Jokes

There were quite a few George Michael jokes handed in during the recent incarceration of the Wham! star. I am dismayed to report that almost all of them were hackneyed and uninspired, a bit like the Chilean Miner jokes. But what can you do? Share on Facebook For cheats and hints to win Dr Paul [...]

The Jihad Starts Here

Quite a few folk were handing this in at the jokes round while that trumpet in the states was trying to start armageddon with his book-burning pish. By the way, DPQuizLive.co.uk would like to take this opportunity to point out to any fanatics reading that Dr Paul DOES NOT and HAS NEVER agreed with any [...]

The Mister T Yoghurt Joke

This one has appeared a few times recently but that’s no bad thing. Share on Facebook For cheats and hints to win Dr Paul quizzes in Edinburgh, get the weekly email.

Joke: Mystic Predicts Coming Into Money

Ha ha ha. I liked this one a lot: Share on Facebook For cheats and hints to win Dr Paul quizzes in Edinburgh, get the weekly email.

Joke In Disguise

This is complete garbage but I’m glad that someone is at least TRYING to involve the Transformers in the jokes round without referring to Stephen Hawking. Share on Facebook For cheats and hints to win Dr Paul quizzes in Edinburgh, get the weekly email.