Joke In Disguise

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, August 11, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

This is complete garbage but I’m glad that someone is at least TRYING to involve the Transformers in the jokes round without referring to Stephen Hawking.

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Four Door Banana

Posted by Dr Paul on Sat, July 24, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

Here’s a great example of a joke which I think is excellent but simply didn’t do very well in the jokes round and lost out – probably to some paedophilia number.

banana joke

The humanity.

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World Cup Jokes So Far

Posted by Dr Paul on Sun, July 4, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

Thanks mainly to England’s demise, we are experiencing jokes  like these to to ‘laugh’ about:

England football joke

Or, more simply:

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It Takes Different Jokes

Posted by Dr Paul on Fri, July 2, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog | Be the First to Comment

Gary Coleman passed away recently but apparently this had been on the cards for a  while, according to this joke from a recent jokes round at the Reverie

Whatchoo taking about Willis?

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Give Me Strength

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, June 30, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

Good grief. The feminists have  even taken over the jokes round.

feminist lightbulb joke

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It says “with a gin in hand” as if to somehow prove that alcohol and DIY actually do mix and men are stupid.

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Unreal Tragedy Joke

Posted by Dr Paul on Sat, June 26, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

Jokes of human tragedy always do well in the jokes round but I really like this one where the tragedy isn’t even real…

old woman ride bike in canal joke

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Sadly, this was one of those jokes that no one else seems to find funny. It didn’t win the mystery prize.

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Belgians Taking The Piss

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, June 23, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

Some Belgians at The Reverie thought it would be a smart idea to pillory the Scottish “mean” stereotype with this continental cracker:

double vision scotsman joke

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At the kernel of this, there is a fine comedy concept but the wrapper is, in true Belgian style, a  bit boring. Two out of five, foreigners – must try harder.

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Brutal Crimes of Humour

Posted by Dr Paul on Sat, June 19, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

I  get a lot of nasty stuff in the jokes  round with rape and paedophilia the main culprits.

Mostly these intrusion are a dirty nuisance, like a dog turd on your lounge carpet, but when its done with a bit of style, journeys into the “world of pain” are almost forgivable.

difference between bride and groom

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New Wave Political Humour

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, June 16, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

New Wave Political Humour was invented by Ben Elton in 1984…

Tory lightbulb joke

…and doesn’t seem to have improved any.

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Old Skool at The Jokes Round

Posted by Dr Paul on Sat, June 12, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

I can’t believe,  700 years after the invention of modern comedy, people still hand in jokes like this at the quiz:

black and white and red all over joke

But  they do. This was handed in at Jenny Ha’s, courtesy of the 2 Gs, who are getting quite good at winning  the jokes round when they’re not handing in shite like this.

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