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Sunday Night, So Bright, Don’t Fight. Quiz Glory Awaits.

Tonight’s quizzes :

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £60. Cheat: Leffe (pic round)

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £120. Cheat: Westlife (music round)

Hey. It’s Sunday and, as I type, the weather is good. Take advantage, go outside for a while.

Then when you realise how tedious outside can be (nowhere to buy beer, nowhere to politely piss) then come back inside to the pub where everyone is your friend and you can get food and booze and win the quiz.

Here is a clip from the music round at the Tolbooth tonight:

Just like the Wizard of Oz, the video begins in black and white and then dramatically leaps into colour just as it gets to the good bit.

The good bit in the Wizard of Oz is where Dorothy travels to Oz and kills the witch and meets the Munchkins and literally everything goes completely bananas.

In the Westlife video, the “good bit” is just the chorus. 1939 > 2001

I mean, it’s a decent enough song. It’s the sort of thing that would have easily won Eurovision in 1995.

I’ve started properly listening to Eurovision songs for next month. The criticism of this year’s Iceland entry is that it sounds like a winner from the 1990s. It is predicted to fail to qualify from the semis.

My favourite so far is Greece or France or Cyprus or Moldova. Not sure yet – will need a few more listens. I’ll keep you updated because I know you care, deeply.

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Sunday Night Edinburgh Pub Quizzes

Tonight’s quizzes :

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: Rory (pic round)

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £90. Cheat: Chic (music round)

No need to upskill, retrain or otherwise jump through the man’s hoop. Just turn up to win.

Also bring your actual brain. Don’t bring weapons. Prepare to win.

Here is a clip from the music round at the Percy tonight:

Pure sexy:

 

 

Epic hit. So powerful and so obviously written by the Bee Gees, perhaps the universe’s most potent songwriting team of all time.

Remember your quiz inspiration. Remember what Mahatma Gandhi always said: “CHEATING IS BAD”.

Wise words, Mahatma.

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And remember your inspiration, quiz teams. Remember what Mahatma Gandhi always said: “WINNING IS BETTER THAN LOSING”

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Sunday Night Is Quiz Night

Tonight’s quizzes :

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £90. Cheat: Rory (pic round)

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £60. Cheat: Chic (music round)

The cheat-music clip from the Tolbooth music round tonightis disco legends Chic. Check out the groove:

Chic are always so well turned-out. More seventies smooth than you can wave a disco-stick at. Delicious.

And remember your inspiration, quiz teams. Remember what Mahatma Gandhi always said: “WINNING IS BETTER THAN LOSING”

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Sunday Night Out At The Quiz

Tonight’s quizzes :

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: PJ Harvey (music round)

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £150. Cheat: Babylon 5 (pic round)

A hundred and fifty quid? You could buy twelve packs of Cunto Cards for that

Here is the music round cheat info: a clip from tonight’s music round at the Persevere:

FACT: PJ Harvey has an MBE for services to music and she is still the only artist (so far) to win the Mercury Music Award twice.

 

Hope to see you at the quizzes tonight.

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PS – I miss this badge. It broke. AKB stands for AW Kunts Barry which equates to the Tits/Willies team at the Percy.

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Sunday Night Pub Quiz Action In The Burger

Tonight’s quizzes :

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £60. Cheat: Qantas (pic round)

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: Snow Patrol (music round)

Here’s a cheat-preview of one of the songs in the Tolbooth Music Round tonight:

 

In truth, this is the kind of music that makes me want to physically attack people, such is the misery, the beige and the lack of anything. Don’t listen to the tune. Don’t click the video unless you really really need to hear the tune to secure those two points in tonight’s quiz. It’s terrible.

It’s like the worst parts of Radiohead, Coldplay and Elbow all squeezed into a single three-minute poo.

Are there people cluttering up your front room who you hate? Play them some Snow Patrol. Although maybe not. Because if they’re cunts anyway then they might stay if you play Snow Patrol because they’re a cunt’s band. And also, if you did play Snow Patrol just to get the cunts to leave your front room, then you’d have to listen to Snow Patrol too.

Easier just to ask them to leave.

 

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Sunday Sunday, Your Favourite Quiz Day

Tonight’s quizzes :

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: New Zealand (music round – see vid below)

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £90. Cheat: Musical Youth (music round)

Here’s a cheat=preview of one of the songs in the Tollbooth Music Round tonight:

 

The song in the Tolbooth music round was a huge hit when I was kid. I loved it. I had no idea what they were singing about.

Thirty five years later I still like the tune and I have still no idea what its about. This is the power of three-minute pop music: to confuse and entertain for decades at a time.

 

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Sunday Night Pub Quizzes In Edinburgh

I give you…. my Sunday quizzes. You are welcome. Your family is welcome. Bring ’em all.

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £90. Cheat: One of the music round answers is Reel 2 Real. See vid below for the tune.

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £120. Cheat: One of the picture round answers is Frank Turner.


Isn’t Real 2 Reel brilliant? Isn’t ‘I Like To Move It’ it the greatest song ever written? Isn’t Mad Stuntman pure barry? If you disagree, you must come to the quiz so that we may FIGHT.

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Sunday Is Early Quizzes So You Can Quiz And Still Get Your Bed

I know you need to get up on Monday, so the Sunday quizzes are scheduled earlier than the other days of the week:

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: One of the answers in the picture round is Billy Ocean, the deepest Ocean in the world.

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: One of the answers in the picture round is Velvet Underground. See video below if you want to hear the tune.

The original was Velvet Underground and that’s the one on the music round. The video version is “just” Lou Reed solo but he does it nice.

Do you know what it’s about? It’s about drugs. All rock and roll used to be about drugs or revolution.

Now you get songs about fast food and blow jobs. This is evolution and everyone will be dead one of these days.

Smile!

Otherwise Satan wins.

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Sunday Boom Quiz Edinburgh Shackalacka

Great stuff later today:

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot £120. Cheat: Jessica Simpson is in the picture round

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot £90. Cheat: The music round includes Galantis. See vid below. It’s got a woman in it who’s actually an electronic cat or something.

If you come to both quizzes tonight you could walk away with £210.

I just had a look on ebay to see what you could get for that kind of money.

Behold:

A shit load of steel stillages. I don’t even know what stillages are. But you can have them. Now!

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Sunday Pub Quizzes, Edinburgh

Well, we’ve had a couple of rollovers recently so Sunday looks a wee bit tasty.

The Persevere, 6pm

Jackpot: £120

Cheat: The picture round includes Lady Gaga

Tolbooth Tavern, 8pm

Jackpot: Up to £90 which is fairly rare at the Tolbooth. See if you can grab it tonight.

Cheat: The music round includes a song by Mark Ronson, see vid:

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