7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: £50. Cheat: The music round contains a song by Joan Osborne. See vid below to hear the song. It was a big hit in nineteen ninety six, when you were just a little baby.
Leith Walk? The luckiest street in Europe? It’s true. Some scientists measured the luck of people walking up and down Leith Walk and compared this with statistics from three hundred other streets in Edinburgh and a similar sample from eighty other cities around the world including Jakarta and Vienna.
Turns out that Leith Walk is luckier than anyone previously imagined. It’s the best. Just walking down it will make you luckier by eight per cent (average). Actually going to the boozer there will increase your spawn by seventeen per cent (average)*.
The amazing Safari Lounge is hidden away in Abbeyhill. I keep meeting people who go in there after walking past it for months and they always say “Aaah – it’s really great – I wish I’d popped in before.”
So, take it from them and while you’re at it, come to the quiz.
Jackpot: Tonight’s super jackpot is…
Cheat: The picture round contains the answer ‘Luxembourg”
This is your doctor speaking. Take my advice: be cool.
*remember that most of the shit I come up with on these blogs isnae even real.
Quizzes tonight offer you the chance to break out of your shell, like a gay tortoise coming out for the first time and heading straight to a hot disco in 1978 Manhattan.
Brass Monkey Leith, 7pm
Jackpot: After the £200 bange last Monday we are back to £50. Hey!
Cheat: One of the music round answers tonight is OMI. Video at the bottom of this post. I had pure never heard of the cunt but he’s got half a billion views on youtube just for this song and apparently it was number one in just about every country. Hey-ho, what the fuck do I know?
Safari Lounge, 9pm
Jackpot: Tonight’s jackpot is £60
Cheat: One of tonight’s answers is a JAGUAR. Raaar.