Category Archives: Drawing Contest

Drawing Contest – Art McPartlin Pished On A Scooter

Recent drawing contest entries from the Joker on a Wednesday night:

The challenge followed the Ant McPartlin drink drive debacle and you had to draw the former idol, stripped of his license and reduced to riding a scooter, pished, down Leith Walk.

Some folk took that mean a motor scooter. I kind of meant a scooter scooter.

Anyway:

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Drawing Contest – Seals

My daughter loves seals so she asked me to ask you lot to draw seals if I was having a drawing contest. I did this a few times. Here are some of my favourite

The tusks make it a walrus, but its a good drawing.
Pop techno seal
The Kiss From A Rose joke
The only entry with a pun AND a skateboard
Looks like a ghost. Quality.
Like the kind of seal painting a caveperson would make (if they had never seen a seal and had no talent at all.)
Use of Colour!
Royal seal
Nice attitude and nice bucket of fish.
So cute
Professional Validation
The Kiss From a Rose joke (agian)
He died for us.

From Fez-wearing trickster, to actual Jesus, seals have got it all.

 

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Celebrities Shagging Snacks

A recent drawing contest from the Joker & The Thief (Wednesday Nights at 7pm).

The Challenge was to draw a celebrity shagging a snack. This was based on the excellent team name GARY LINEKER SHAGS CRISPS

Here is what you drew:

1. Gary Lineker – The Original

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2. Harry Potter And The Bag Of Crisps

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3. Donald Trump’s Taco Moment

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4. Carlos Valderrama Pumping Refried Beans

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5. Steve Jobs Shagging An Apple (winner)

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6. Trump Dog

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7. Nicolas Cage Shagging A Gummy Bear

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8. Paul Hollywood Shagging a Cake

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Nigel Farage in a Garage

I had a drawing contest on Wednesday at The Joker & The Thief.

The challenge was to draw Nigel Farage in a Garage. There are at least four different ways of pronouncing that sentence.

Anyway: Here are six of the best:

1. Infographic

This one goes for reductive simplicity:

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2. Pipe Swap

Farage has a pipe up his pipe. Wisely, he is not smoking in this one.

 

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3. Massive Dog

 

This one renders the UKIP mastermind as a very massive creature that looks a bit like a dog. I like this one and I can’t think why.drawing contest nigel farage in a garage (4)

4. Think of The Children

Nigel Farage has a solution for orphaned emigrants/travellers/refugees/migrants/incomers (etc). Put them in a garage and make them watch kinky stuff.drawing contest nigel farage in a garage (5)

 

5. Plain Evil

The malevolence of Nigel’s racism shines through in this catchy number:drawing contest nigel farage in a garage (6)

6. The Winner

And the winner was this one which has got just enough sex-stuff in it but not too much.

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Harambe – Moment of Execution

I had a drawing contest at the Brass Monkey Leith last night where quizzers had to draw the moment of Harambe’s death (the gorilla at Cincinatti Zoo who was unlucky enough to have a 4-year old human stray into his territory the other day).

That 4-year-old was, apparently, keen to see the gorillas at closer quarters. Well he certainly got that. But he also now faces a life scarred by the day he was responsible for the violent death of a mighty ape at the age of four.

Our art contest entries reflect the trauma:

  1. Lady Gorilla Is Saddrawing gorilla death5
  2. Proper Drawingdrawing gorilla death6
  3. The Way The Kid Will Remember Itdrawing gorilla death7
  4. Brutal, raw, uncontrolled (with small penis).drawing gorilla death8
  5. Primitive Styledrawing gorilla death1
  6. A Loss of Personality. Conceptual.drawing gorilla death2
  7. Somehow Includes Super Mario and David Camerondrawing gorilla death3

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Donald Trump Riding An Animal (Drawing Contest)

I had a drawing contest at The Cellar Monkey last night. The challenge was to draw Donald Trump riding an animal. Here are some of the entries:

1. Patriot Cock

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2. Eagle Collage

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3. Chinchilla Hairpiece

It was explained that the hairpiece is actually a chinchilla and it has come loose but Donald Trump is riding it. Nice Eagle, by the way.

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4. Slug Creep

The one where Donald Trump looks a bit like Eddie Izzard, is mouthing the words “I want to bang my daughter” and is riding on a slug.

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5. Squids In

Trump looks like a cross between Prince Charles and the singer out of Showaddywaddy. He’s riding a squid though, so this nearly won.

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6. Pork Ridge

Amazingly this is NOT this year’s most offensive image of a politician getting a ride from a swine.

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7. An IQ of Nine

The eagle in this seagull looks kinda like a pigeon or, at best, a gull.

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8. Nine Eleven,Redux

Trump is flying an eagle DIRECTLY TOWARDS the iconic Twin Towers. Is it a fix? A conspiracy? We’ll probably never know.

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9. Tilda Swinton

Donald Trump has never before been drawn to look exactly like Tilda Swinton. Until now, on an elephant.

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10. Wire Pubed Kangaroo

Nice and graphic. Also likin’ the 13 amp fuse wire kanga-pubes.

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Drawing Contest – Death of Jeremy Corbyn

I asked teams to draw the inevitable state-sponsored murder of Jeremy Corbyn. Here are some unpredictable interpretations of this predictable outcome.

1. Hammer & Sickle

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2. Rooftop Sniper

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4. Killed By Death  drawing contest assasination of jeremy corbyn (9)

5. Exploding Pig

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6. Tied To (Re-Nationalised) Rail Tracksdrawing contest assasination of jeremy corbyn (7)

7. Finished by Kane Out Of Mortal Kombatdrawing contest assasination of jeremy corbyn (4)

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