So last week was a weird one at the Argyle: heightened jackpot but low turnout. Will it be the same again this week? If so, it increases your own chances of winning the big money if you attend and play the jackpot round.
The cheat music for tonight is for the later quiz at the Newsroom (9pm) and it’s a band called The Vapors. You all know the song:
That’s all I’ve got to say today except that I am still surprised that giraffes sleep standing up (used the question at both quizzes last night).
I fell asleep standing up once. I was on the London Underground. When I woke up I had no idea what the fuck was going on. I guess giraffes feel like this EVERY SINGLE DAY.
The rest of the time they must spend wondering how everyone got so small.
Yeah. Also, remember to stop me and buy a packet of Cunto Cards if you’re looking for that special gift for the foul-mouthed fiend in your life.
Last week I posed a question in the same-letter round, asking which city had been nuclear-bombed on 9th August 1945.
Without being part of the same-letter round, this question would get a lot of wrong guesses of Hiroshima which was three days earlier. However there were enough clues elsewhere in the round to get the letter N.
The above scene has never happened. But not according to one rogue quiz team unit:
Do people in the East Midlands suffer from congenital deformities? Perhaps this really did happen and there was a cover up. Questions need to be asked.