7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £210. Cheat answer: Tintin (pic round)
9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £50. Cheat answer: Albert Collins (music round)
So last week was a weird one at the Argyle: heightened jackpot but low turnout. Will it be the same again this week? If so, it increases your own chances of winning the big money if you attend and play the jackpot round.
The cheat music for tonight is for the later quiz at the Newsroom (9pm) and it’s a band called The Vapors. You all know the song:
That’s all I’ve got to say today except that I am still surprised that giraffes sleep standing up (used the question at both quizzes last night).
I fell asleep standing up once. I was on the London Underground. When I woke up I had no idea what the fuck was going on. I guess giraffes feel like this EVERY SINGLE DAY.
The rest of the time they must spend wondering how everyone got so small.
Yeah. Also, remember to stop me and buy a packet of Cunto Cards if you’re looking for that special gift for the foul-mouthed fiend in your life.
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