Wednesday poos all over the faces of the other days. It’s like day of the week- PLUS. It’s better than Saturday, and that’s saying tsomething. Wednesday is always excellent.
If Wednesday were a biscuit it would be dark chocolate digestives. If Wednesday were a pop band it would be Queen/E.L.O./Human League supergroup. If Wednesday were stained glass, it would be stained glass penis. If Wednesday were a Christmas, it would be Christmas 1985
Did you know about the time Brian Harvey out of East 17 ate too many baked potatoes and , as a result, ended up running himself over with his own Mercedes? It sounds hilarious but the true story is hardcore. He says it WASN’T a suicide attempt.
Anyway, their limp-as-old-celery cover of an already-limp Pet Shop Boys song is in the music round at the monkey tonight. Be prepared!
It’s the first proper Wednesday of the year and I am EXCITED to be getting things back to normal after a month of festive nonsense.
Two music round hits for your cheats tonight: The first one is a Christmas hit which I won’t apologise for. The clip is only 20 seconds or less. That’s all you have to listen to… unless you watch the full (scary) video below
This got played a lot when I was a kid. The Santa guy (Roy Wood) was terrifying. I never knew why such an obviously evil presence was used to sell Christmas. Still don’t “get it”.
The other thing is James Blunt, another thing I “don’t get”. It’s just shite isn’t it? Am I missing something?
It’s like Coldplay with even less charm. I must be wrong. Millions of people like this stuff. I don’t understand them either.
The older and “wiser” I get, the less I understand people’s tastes. Maybe I’m in the wrong business seeing as I have to communicate with lots of people. Ah, fuck it.