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Thursday BIG QUIZ MONEY in the Edinburgh you love to call Home

Quizzes Tonight:

7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £150. Cheat answer: Scissor Sisters (pic round)

9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £100. Cheat answer: Selena Gomez (music round)

Selena Gomez isn’t on Cunt Cards, but her ex-boyf Justin Bieber is. Why? Cos he’s a mad wee cunt. What are Cunt Cards? Well… they’re coming soon. All should be revealed before the end of the month. Meanwhile, you can track them on World’s Worst Cuntos

Meanwhile, here’s the SG tune from tonight’s music round at the Newsy:

The video is a little depressing. It’s a hundred years since women got the vote and I haven’t looked but I would be amazed if Selena Gomez hasn’t espoused girl power and female empowerment at some point.

Despite this, Gomez’s video is your totally standard pop-star-in-her-pants number.

The porn is partially disguised. There is also a bloke with a chest. The story has a small twist which leads the critics to write things.

Carley of Spin magazine called it “a sexy psycho-thriller” and viewed its Apple Music exclusive release as “a smart pop play”. Sean Fitz-Gerald of New York magazine deemed it “very cinematic, twisty”, likening it to the 2015 film The Gift.

No. It’s just pop porn.

 

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Thursday Armageddon

Well, maybe not Armageddon. Just a couple of pub quizzes in beautiful Edinburgh

7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £120. Cheat news: One of the music round snips is Paramore – see vid below.

9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £100. Cheat: One of the picture round answers is Skoda Fabia

Like a lot of modern videos, this appears to have quite a lot of budget and despite all of the capital expended, fails to convince.

Modern life is shit and means nothing.

Not that it ever did.

If you can get past these feelings of human pain, then come to the quiz. You will talk to friends, you will drink effective booze and everything will pan out just fine. Trust me.

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