Well, maybe not Armageddon. Just a couple of pub quizzes in beautiful Edinburgh

7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £120. Cheat news: One of the music round snips is Paramore – see vid below.

9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £100. Cheat: One of the picture round answers is Skoda Fabia

Like a lot of modern videos, this appears to have quite a lot of budget and despite all of the capital expended, fails to convince.

Modern life is shit and means nothing.

Not that it ever did.

If you can get past these feelings of human pain, then come to the quiz. You will talk to friends, you will drink effective booze and everything will pan out just fine. Trust me.