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Monday Night Pub Quiz

Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot:£50. Cheat: Edelweiss (pic round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £30. Cheat news: Brian May (music round)

Fringe finished. I think it might be the fireworks tonight so quiz may be quiet – but hopefully I’ll see you in the nice cosy pub where everyone is your friend. Hopefully you’ll see the wisdom in attending the quiz instead of taking your chances with the sea of hooligans and wanks that populate these large outdoor events. And it might rain.

Mmmmm, quiz.

Mind you, if you do eschew the quiz tonight, you won’t have to listen to the fifteen second clip of this absolute steamer that’s in the Safari Lounge music round tonight.

Amazingly, all the youtube comments say they love it. But I remember it being an advert to sell Ford Escorts. Tainted.

Occasionally, May turns up in Dead Pool. It’s the last few days of August so I am collecting names for September. Get your entry in tonight.

Remember: tonight’s pub quizzes are located less than a mile apart. You could, feasibly, do the double.

First one at the Brass Leith finishes at 8.30pm and the second one at the Safari Lounge begins at 9pm (although I don’t usually hit the first question until about 10 past or quarter past)

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Cunto Cards 2018
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Monday Night Pub Quiz Action

Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot:£50. Cheat: King Bee (music round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £90. Cheat news: Pink Floyd (pic round)

So the big bucks went last Monday and we return to £50 at the Brass Monkey but £90 is still pumping at the Safari. It’s all good.

Here’s the cheat source for Brass Monkey Leith:

This is what hip hop sounded like in 1990 and I still prefer it to (most) of the modern stuff.

Classic sound.

By the way, the early quiz at the Brass Monkey Leith co-incides with the England game (football world cup).

The pub WILL show the game, with the sound down, so you can enjoy England getting pumped off of Tunisia while you win the quiz. What a night out.

Football does not interfere whatsoever with the Safari, the England game is the last for today.

By the way 2018 deck of Cunto Cards are back in stock so stop me and buy one if you want to get in on the action.

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Monday Monkey and Safari

Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot:£100. Cheat: ZZ Top (music round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £30. Cheat news: Liverpool (pic round)

Hey. Come out and win the cash tonight. First rollover for a while at the Brass so we offer you £100 tonight.

Get your fist round it.

Meanwhile, here’s the video which reveals the cheat clue for tonight’s music round at the Brass Monkey Leith:

It’s got 42 million views so you’ve probably already seen it.

It’s possibly the most standard modern pop song I’ve ever seen. It’s got  cars and Taio Cruz is singing about how he likes a girl who has a body “like a rock guitar”.

Really?

Another hundred-percent-predictable feature is the youtube comments which all say “thumbs up if you’re watching this in 2018” while none of them question Cruz’s “rock guitar” analogy.

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Monday Night – Last Big Jackpot Standing

Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot:£300. Cheat: George Harrison (music round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £240. Cheat news: Saffron (pic round)

Last Monday was a red-letter day for Luiz Araujo, who have been teetering on the brink of greatness for several months.

After a string of bad fortune on other weeks, their persistence paid off and they bagged £240 last Monday at the Safari. It was a great moment:

Earlier on in the evening, no one managed to nail down to Brass Monkey Leith jackpot, so from a pool of recent large jackpots, tonight is the last one remaining intact.

Come and win £300 tonight. Yes: three hundred pounds.

Here’s the cheat info: a music clip from the music round at Brass Monkey Leith tonight…

It’s George Harrison of The Beatles doing a solo number. I don’t usually go for stuff that’s overtly ‘nice’ but there’s a something about the song. It’s a good ‘un.

By the way, my side project is CUNTO. It’s amazing and you can buy a pack now.

Cunto
Cunto

Who’s in the deck? Russell Brand and 41 other complete Cuntos. That’s who.

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Monday Night Bangers – Huge Jackpot Monday

Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: 250. Cheat: Mickey Rourke (pic round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £240. Cheat news: DJ Sammy (music round)

Even bigger jackpots. Monday offers you the chance to get your sticky mitts on nearly five hundred quid which is nearly the amount of miles that the Proclaimers walk every week.

 

Here’s the video for a clip from tonight’s music round at the Safari. It is so pop trance perfect. This is how the heart beats, for real, forever.

By the way, my side project is CUNTO. It’s amazing and you can buy a pack now.

Cunto
Cunto

 

Who’s in the deck? Nigel Farage and 41 other utter Cuntos. That’s who.

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Monday Big Jackpot Monday

Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: £150. Cheat: Spinal Tap (pic round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £180. Cheat news: Roy Orbison (music round)

Plenty of money on offer at the quizzes tonight. Come and roll the dice.

Here’s the Classic Roy Orbison song in the music round at the Safari tonight:

Some people think Orbison wore the shades because he was blind but he wasn’t blind, he could see just fine.

We were chatting about this the other week at the Monkey. I think it was with wild Orcadian/Shetland (whatever) Sandy whose theory was that Orbison without shades was a stunningly ugly prospect.

Image result for roy orbison no shades

This reminded me that Orbison was temporarily in the Travelling Wilburys supergroup, along with Bob Dylan, Tom Petty and George Harrison (until curtailed by death) and that this weird supergroup also contained Jeff Lynne, another musical genius who insisted on wearing shades all the time due to physiognomic unfortunateness.

Could this be the only supergroup of all time to include TWO members who wore shades at all times because of ugliness AND to have a box set of greatest hits reach number one in the UK Charts?

If only Norris McWhirter was alive. He’d know.

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