7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £150. Cheat answer: Scissor Sisters (pic round)
9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £100. Cheat answer: Selena Gomez (music round)
Selena Gomez isn’t on Cunt Cards, but her ex-boyf Justin Bieber is. Why? Cos he’s a mad wee cunt. What are Cunt Cards? Well… they’re coming soon. All should be revealed before the end of the month. Meanwhile, you can track them on World’s Worst Cuntos
Meanwhile, here’s the SG tune from tonight’s music round at the Newsy:
The video is a little depressing. It’s a hundred years since women got the vote and I haven’t looked but I would be amazed if Selena Gomez hasn’t espoused girl power and female empowerment at some point.
Despite this, Gomez’s video is your totally standard pop-star-in-her-pants number.
The porn is partially disguised. There is also a bloke with a chest. The story has a small twist which leads the critics to write things.
Carley of Spin magazine called it “a sexy psycho-thriller” and viewed its Apple Music exclusive release as “a smart pop play”. Sean Fitz-Gerald of New York magazine deemed it “very cinematic, twisty”, likening it to the 2015 film The Gift.
No. It’s just pop porn.
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