7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: £150. Cheat: Dan Dare (pic round)
7pm – Portobello Tap. Jackpot: £180. Cheat: Kick-Ass (pic round)
9pm – Argyle Bar Jackpot £60. Cheat news: Krs-One (music round)
9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £60. Cheat news: The Fratellis (music round)
Here are the music round cheats for tonight
The first is for the Argyle Bar:
It’s KRS-One. That’s not his real name. And I always thought his real name was Chris but I’ve just looked it up and it turns out his full real name is Lawrence ‘Kris’ Parker.
So even the Chris or Kris bit is a nickname. Those hip-hop fellows and their tricky ways.
Which makes me suddenly wonder is Ludacris’s real name is maybe also not Chris, like I always assumed.
So having looked it up, Ludacris’s real name is Christopher Brian Bridges.
There. That’s more sensible.
Meanwhile the Safari music round will contain this song by The Fratellis:
In a classic move to get the video noticed, The Fratellis have populated it with young women wearing stockings and other sexy gear.
I have never used such low tactics at the quiz.
It’s questions, answers, prizes, that’s what you come for and I can’t imagine the turnout would be any higher if I started kicking about in sussies.
I mean: never say never, but it’s unlikely.
See you tonight.
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