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Jokes Roundup

Some more jokes which have been handed in recently. If any are too small to read you can click the pictures to see ’em full-size.

First there’s a shite rabbi joke and its nice when someone apologises for their shite rabbi joke:

Sometimes people prefer to hand in a comedy rhyme rather than a strict feed-punch joke construct:

This team admitted that they couldn’t think of anything because Phil Collins is the Beast

Most of the Japanese tsunami jokes so far have been quite creative and not-at-all-racist. Here’s the exception that proves the rule, inevitably coming from the pen of Google Eyed:

The basic horse-with-the-long-face joke can be made funnier by just adding an extra line for the horse:

This helium factory joke bombed but I loved it:

And I also love this out of order joke but you know what, I tihnk this actually won on the night it was handed in  (I can’t remember for sure though)…

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Best Jokes of October

October was all right for jokes, I seem to remember. In fact, I’m sure I woke up in the middle of the night a few times, laughing without knowing why.

It must surely be the jokes round.

Here’s a couple of favourites from the month and there are many more on Facebook

Here’s a battle of the sexes number from Google Eyed at Reverie:

The Lionel Rich-Tea joke:

The Lionel Rich Tea jokeThe anorexia joke:

And the bedroom-like-a-newsagent joke

Bedroom is like a newsagent joke

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Recent Winners

There have been a lot of recent winners and not much updating from me. Naughty naughty. Slap.

Here’s a little catch-up

Jenny Ha’s, 25th October: THE TRUMPETS

Jenny Ha’s 25th October (CASH): This Lot got the £120

Newsroom, 28th October – winners (booze) : THE THICK CANTS

Think Cants
Think Cants

Reverie, 1st November – winners (cash and booze): GOOGLE EYED

Google Eyed
Google Eyed win £80

PICTURES AND MORE DETAIL TO FOLLOW

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Google Eyed Lose Dance Off

Dance-Off disaster for GOOGLE EYED who lost a dance off for the first time probably ever.

Google Eyed’s dance legend David was outfoxed by the “slight” style of Scott from the CHEESE PLANT team who finally got the win which has eluded them for so long.

No one really knows why, cos Scott did fuck-all dance-wise and David had loads of great moves. Mystery.

Anyway – it was all to no avail as Scott met Brendan from FLYSTRIKE and both players succesfully negotiatied three true-false questions before falling down on this belter:

True or False: A family from Romania had a child who was so ugly that they made him sleep outside in case he infected the other children?

Would you have guessed. They didn’t and we have a splendid £100 jackpot next week.

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The Marital Cycle In All Forms

At last night’s Reverie quiz we had stars from all the points on the wheel of marriage.

We had:

A team featuring a doe-eyed couple in their twenties who had just got engaged to each other 2 days ago. Aw.

Just engaged, he's been getting the milk for 8 years and now he's bought the cow.

At the bar, we had a team called THE FUCK BUDDIES (DON’T TELL OUR PARTNERS) a pair of glowing 40-somethings who didn’t care about how badly they were doing in the quiz because they were going to fuck each other later on in direct violation of their existing marriages/partnerships.

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And we had worthy quiz winners GOOGLE EYED who left their sister’s wedding (apparently it was a bit shit) to come to the quiz. Awesome.

Google Eyed (core members)

No winner in the True – False shoot out though, so we have a £60 rollover next week.

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Google Eyed Win at Reverie

GOOGLE EYED continue their mastery of Summer. They are now the hardest team to beat at Reverie and were masters of the scene once again with a stunning 50-point victory.

Google Eyed
Google Eyed

God belss them and all their children past and future. Google Eyed!

Bad luck on the Bozonko though – neither Google Eyed nor the other person who had a shot were able to crack the True or False demon.

That means: £60 jackpot next Monday.

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Beast Finally Beaten in £180 Meltdown

Phil ‘The Beast’ Collins and his dreadful riddles were finally slain at The Reverie last night as GOOGLE EYED came face to face with their maker and correctly nailed this easy Riddle of The Beast which, as I had promised, was the easiest one yet.

Google Eyed win £180

Which of these evil celebrities does Phil Collins respect the most? (answer at bottom)

  • Gary Glitter
  • Michael Barrymore
  • Michael Jackson
  • R Kelly

Of course, David from Google Eyed has cash winning form, his team won £100 back in April and another ton in May.

Now with £180 in July, its getting to the point where GOOGLE EYED need to start putting this income on their tax return!

Well done to ONE SWELL FOOP who kept the heid all the way through to win the actual quiz with 50 points(!) but unfortunately Euan was up against Spiderman in the Top Trumps and no one beats Spidey.

Red wine. No Money. Euan from One Swell Foop.

Back to ground zero next week folks, aka £20 jackpot and I think we’ll bring back the putting.

*ROTB answer – B. (Barrymore is the only one who has actually killed someone… albeit ‘accidentally’)

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So Nearly The Hat Trick

The last two times that the Reverie jackpot has gone up to £100, GOOGLE EYED did the job and took home the cash.

After threatening to do it again on Facebook yesterday, the team turned up as usual (except minus the brainy female one and plus two boozy males) and proceeded to win the quiz.

pub quiz winners
pub quiz winners

So the booze was theirs but after dealing with Warship Top Trumps to qualify for the final, David (far right) had to face the Riddle of The Beast and Phil Collins was in no mood for giveaways.

Q. What is Phil Collins’s favourite Greggs?

A. Sausage Roll

B. Macaroni Pie

C. Steak Bake

D. Chicken Slice

David from Google Eyed chose the chicken slice but he was wrong! Of course, the answer was steak bake because a cow has to die and since its bigger than the otehr animals (pig, chicken), there is MORE PAIN.

Beast.

£120 next week. By the way – the World Cup doesn’t affect the quiz. We’ll start at 9.30pm, right on the final whistle of whatever banal marketing-fest, sorry, group game, is on the telly.

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Ruff Justice For Ryan

RUFF JUSTICE triumphed in a super-close quiz which eventually had to be decided by scissor paper stone.

Ryan defeated dance-off legend David from GOOGLE EYED and made Ruff Justcie the champions. They chose white wine (the ladies choice).

Ruff Justice
Ruff Justice

However, the business of the Beast was close at hand and Ryan faced this poser:

Q. What is Phil Collins’s favourite brand of cigarettes?

A. Marlboro

B. Bensons

C. Lambert & Butler

D. Rothmans

Ryan’s process of elimination was that it couldn’t be Marlboro cos Ryan smokes Marlboro, Bensons are for pikeys and Lambert & Butler are for schemies so therefore it had to be Rothmans. Wrong!

The Riddle of The Beast
The Riddle of The Beast

Of course, it’s C because poor people smoke Lambert & Butler and that means all the poor peopel DIE, which Phil Collins finds massively amusing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha die peasants.

£60 next week.

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