RUFF JUSTICE triumphed in a super-close quiz which eventually had to be decided by scissor paper stone.

Ryan defeated dance-off legend David from GOOGLE EYED and made Ruff Justcie the champions. They chose white wine (the ladies choice).

However, the business of the Beast was close at hand and Ryan faced this poser:

Q. What is Phil Collins’s favourite brand of cigarettes?

A. Marlboro

B. Bensons

C. Lambert & Butler

D. Rothmans

Ryan’s process of elimination was that it couldn’t be Marlboro cos Ryan smokes Marlboro, Bensons are for pikeys and Lambert & Butler are for schemies so therefore it had to be Rothmans. Wrong!

Of course, it’s C because poor people smoke Lambert & Butler and that means all the poor peopel DIE, which Phil Collins finds massively amusing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha die peasants.

£60 next week.