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Wogan Dead – Will Consequently Miss Decent Jackpot at The Tolbooth Tonight

Wogan is dead. There are no more scones for him. The cunt out the Eagles is dead. Every cunt’s dead. Make sure you win the jackpot one last time before you get yours.

Terry Wogan sad to die
Terry Wogan, visibly upset at the notion that he’ll never win the jackpot again.

Persevere 6pm

Jackpot: £30 – following the big bastard £270 last week, we’re back down to base camp.

Cheat: One of the answers in the picture round is “Robin (Thicke)”

Tolbooth Tavern 8pm

It should be a good one at the Tolbooth tonight. We’re up to post £200 which always adds an edge

Jackpot: £100 on the head to head plus £120 main jackpot = £220 total

Cheat: One of the music round hits is by Slow Club who are from Sheffiedld but made this video across the pond somewhere:

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Terry Wogan Dead. No More Scones.

2015Terry Wogan was a massive fan of crumpets and scones. Terry Wogan literally LOVED to butter up those floury snacks and cram them inside of his face.

Loved ones and work colleagues spoke lovingly of the scones and crumpets as “the only thing that could momentarily stem his relentless tsunami of genial banter”.

He wouldn’t stop at butter either. The lovable old Irish/English millionaire broadcaster wouldn’t hesitate to add a hefty dollop of jam to what he, being a DJ, couldn’t help calling “the mix”.

All over England and Ireland today there are scones that will never now know the mouth of Wogan. It’s the day the jam died.

Scone but not forgotten.

At least, with less than twelve hours remaining on HMRC’s clock, he no longer has to worry about his tax return.

Terry Wogan dead

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October Dead Pool Line Up

So the gate has closed for the October Dead Pool and here’s the final list. Top names are The Queen, Bruce Forsyth and Kirk Douglas with three votes each…

Bono
Bruce Forsyth
Bruce Forsyth
Bruce Forsyth
Burt Reynolds
Clint Eastwood
David Cameron
Dick Van Dyke
Doris Day
Fidel Castro
Geoffrey Hayes
George Michael
Jackie Chan
Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Carter
Justin Bieber
Kirk Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Lemmy
Lindsay Lohan
Maggie Smith
Michael Douglas
Morrissey
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Sean Connery
Sean Connery
Simon Le Bon
Stephen Hawking
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
Vera Lynn
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Zsa Zsa Gabor

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