I had a drawing contest at the Brass Monkey Leith last night where quizzers had to draw the moment of Harambe’s death (the gorilla at Cincinatti Zoo who was unlucky enough to have a 4-year old human stray into his territory the other day).
That 4-year-old was, apparently, keen to see the gorillas at closer quarters. Well he certainly got that. But he also now faces a life scarred by the day he was responsible for the violent death of a mighty ape at the age of four.
Our art contest entries reflect the trauma:
- Lady Gorilla Is Sad
- Proper Drawing
- The Way The Kid Will Remember It
- Brutal, raw, uncontrolled (with small penis).
- Primitive Style
- A Loss of Personality. Conceptual.
- Somehow Includes Super Mario and David Cameron
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