There is another new DP Quiz starting next Monday at Musselburgh. More details in the next couple of days. In the meantime, I’ve got to get some quizzes ready for it. I have my work cut out. Fast turnaround. Like the waltzers.
Meanwhile, there’s all your usual Monday fun tonight with two x £100 jackpots on the loose and ready to be captured like runaway lions from the zoo.
Not that there are any runaway lions from the zoo. Don’t panic.
and if there were they would eat the people in Corstorphine first. They are kind our human shield, our lion buffer. We thank the people of Corstorphine for their sacrifice.
Goddam lions. I sure as hell wouldn’t live next to a zoo.
Mind you, you don’t have to. I was listening to the World Service the other night and two back-to-back stories told me about the rat plague in Queensland, followed by the dawn of the feral superpigs that are threatening the Canadian-US border.
What’s the closest you’ve ever come to being killed by animals? Me and my pal Jamie were chased by cows once and we had to run up a tree in the corner of their field.
The cows hung around the base of the tree for quite a long time, keeping us trapped up there until they finally lost interest and wandered off, giving us just enough space and time to make a break for the fence. We made it. Didn’t become one of those cow-death statistics.
7pm – Brass Monkey Leith Walk (with me)
Jackpot – £100
Free answer – MUSIC round: “OCEANLAB“
8pm – Amber Rose (with Stewart)
Jackpot – £100
Free answer: PICTURE round : “CROW“
Book: 0131 226 1224 or Facebook
9pm – Brass Monkey Drummond St (with me)
Jackpot – £50
Free answer – PICTURE round: “LIBERTY“
Book – Nae bookings – just turn up. For info call the pub on 031 556 1961 or get in touch with them on Facebook
With quiz and love,