Monday 27th November 2023

There is another new DP Quiz starting next Monday at Musselburgh. More details in the next couple of days. In the meantime, I’ve got to get some quizzes ready for it. I have my work cut out. Fast turnaround. Like the waltzers.

Meanwhile, there’s all your usual Monday fun tonight with two x £100 jackpots on the loose and ready to be captured like runaway lions from the zoo.

Not that there are any runaway lions from the zoo. Don’t panic.

and if there were they would eat the people in Corstorphine first. They are kind our human shield, our lion buffer. We thank the people of Corstorphine for their sacrifice.

Goddam lions. I sure as hell wouldn’t live next to a zoo.

Mind you, you don’t have to. I was listening to the World Service the other night and two back-to-back stories told me about the rat plague in Queensland, followed by the dawn of the feral superpigs that are threatening the Canadian-US border.

What’s the closest you’ve ever come to being killed by animals? Me and my pal Jamie were chased by cows once and we had to run up a tree in the corner of their field.

The cows hung around the base of the tree for quite a long time, keeping us trapped up there until they finally lost interest and wandered off, giving us just enough space and time to make a break for the fence. We made it. Didn’t become one of those cow-death statistics.

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith Walk (with me)

Jackpot – £100

Free answer – MUSIC round: “OCEANLAB

Book: 0131 554 5286  or Facebook or the Monkey’s online booking system

8pm – Amber Rose (with Stewart)

Jackpot – £100

Free answer: PICTURE round : “CROW

Book:  0131 226 1224 or Facebook

9pm – Brass Monkey Drummond St (with me)

Jackpot – £50

Free answer – PICTURE round: “LIBERTY

Book – Nae bookings – just turn up. For info call the pub on 031 556 1961 or get in touch with them on Facebook

With quiz and love,

Dr Paul

Music Round Clue for Brass Monkey Leith Walk:

This is OCEANLAB and it’s in the music round tonight at Brass Monkey Leith. Proper old rave/pop/trance/whatever-genre. By the way – don’t listen to people who police genre terminology because in terms of their inner soul they’re just a bunch of nazis. Call it what you want. If it sounds like acid-banjo-pump to you, then “Acid Banjo Pump” it is. Freedom!



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