Tonight sees the final quiz at Brass Monkey Drummond Street until September. The Monkey is situated right in the heart of the festival maelstrom and it means the bar is too transient to achieve quiz during August. Come along tonight to win the cash: £90
All other quizzes continue as normal during the great annual disruption.
Tonight’s music round cheat bonus at the Joker & The Thief is Ashanti and she sounds like this:
Everyone is falling out with each other in the video. It’s like one giant bad mood.
High production values though, like a movie…
Dead Pool resumes tonight, taking entries for August droppers…
Meanwhile, Cunto cards continue to fly. If you want a packet of the game that’s rocking the nation, hit me up – I usually have two or three packets with me at the quiz.
It looks like it was made by the same people that make those beer adverts where a perfectly constructed cross-section of races all go to a festival and everyone has a great (and yet meaningful) time.
The racial cross-section is always perfectly constructed in this scenario. But the rule is no oldies and no uggos. Everyone comes from a catalogue. With the possible exception of one fat person who is a lot of “fun”.
At the same time as diversity is rigidly ticked-off, stereotypes abound. A proper load of shite.
Anyway, as luck would have it the music round includes neither the turd of a video nor any clip longer than twenty seconds, “so we’re good” as the people in the shit video would undoubtedly say.
By the way: A HUNDRED AND TWENTY QUID AT THE MONKEY TONIGHT. That’s pretty good. I imagine all the stars will be turning up for that: Emma Watson, Tom Hanks, etc.
Incidentally Cunto Cards are back in stock and I will have a few decks with me tonight if you’re looking for a pack.
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