It’s Easter holidays and I’m doing the childcare so today’s post is brief and functional, like when you nip into WH Smith as fast as you possibly can to buy a bottle of water before you get on the train.
So here are the music round cheat answers for tonight:
First for The Ship Inn at Musselburgh where Kerry will be playing this bollocks by Niall Horan who used to be one of the directions out of One Direction:
And secondly at the Argyle Bar where I will be playing this by Pulp which feels epic at first but, upon repeated listens, becomes rather turgid:
Both these tunes are not the greatest but maybe Niall Horan wins because he is available in life-size cardboard cutout format:
If you buy that, remember to make sure you do it ironically