Alt-Panto

Bad answer at the quiz when one team went for “Jack IN The Beanstalk”. I’m sure that’s a totally different panto.

2 points anyway.

Fuck it.

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October Winners

Here’s a (nearly-complete) list of names of teams who were quiz champions during the merry month of October teams who won twice are shown in bold)…???????????????????????????????

2 Guineas Please
A-Dom-inable Snowman
Chicken Dinner
Cobra Snake
Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
Danalana
Excalibur
Gipfelsturmer
Hair Of The Dog
Kill Jester
Porn Dwarfs
Psychocandy
Quiz Me Beneath The Milky Twilight
Quizzee Rascals
Quizzical Grafitti
Ron Burgundy
Seagull Sandwich Snatchers
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
The Bluebirds of Happiness
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
The Lauded Ale Drinkers
The Mavericks
Thelma & Louise
Truxers
World Dom-ination
Yogi

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Wrong Burgundy

_wrong burgRegular quite-good pub quiz team “Ron Burgundy” weren’t doing very well last Sunday at No1 Grange Road so they switched for a while and called themselves Wrong Burgundy.

I thought that was pretty cool

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October Team Names

Here are some of the team names which caught my eye at the various quizzes around town during October:

  1. Ebola Soup
  2. Ebola Cocopops
  3. Psychocandy
  4. Shatner’s Bassoon
  5. Kill Jester
  6. Team Toothpaste, We’re Minted
  7. If You Ain’t Dutch You Ain’t Much
  8. Thelma & Louise
  9. Carl Is An Arsehole
  10. The Dalbeattie Stars
  11. Overspill Carpark
  12. X95
  13. We Are Pish
  14. Ginger Rainbow
  15. Gipfelsturmer
  16. Martin Sounds Like A Girl
  17. Happy Little Bluebirds
  18. If You Ain’t Dutch, You Ain’t Much
  19. Candlewasters
  20. White Girls Getting Wasted

 

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How Quizmasters Risk DEATH To Bring You Entertainment

Look: my extension is busted and I could have received an electric shock.

dangerThink of  THAT next time you’re moaning about a Sugababes question…

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Unusual Neckwear At The Newsroom

There was a guy wearing a lariat at the Newsroom quiz last night.

bolo tieYou don’t see that very often.

I asked him about it and it turns out he’s a proper country musician, a guy called Paul.

Additionally, he was on the team which won £50. Yeeeee-hah!

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Yorkshire Accent Joke

yorkshire accent joke

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Get A Grip

So I do my usual spiel about the pub being too posh for a £20 jackpot to touch the sides.

“Tell you what” I announce, “Maybe if you’re so rich that £20 doesn’t matter and you win the jackpot, maybe you can throw it at a tramp on the way home”.

Cue this being handed in:
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Good grief.

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How To Win The Jokes Round Without Even Trying

So, at the jokes round the other night at Usher’s there was the usual come-on-bear and hello-me cheese jokes, the odd failed knock-knock and so on and then also this:
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Quite simply it stormed the jokes round. Everyone voted for it. No idea what was going on there. Classic.

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November Dead Pool – Entries So Far

Predict the most famous person to die in November to win a million pounds. 59 entries so far – here’s what the list looks like at the moment…

Alex Salmond
Aretha Franklin
Barbara Streisand
Barbara Windsor
Betty White
Bill Clinton
Brooks Newmark
Bruce Forsyth
Bruce Forsyth

Bruce Forsyth

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen
Cher
Christopher Lee
Clint Eastwood
Dan Balzerian
Ed Sheeran
Gary Glitter
George Bush Sr
Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner
Iggy Pop
Jackie Stallone
Jimmy Carter
Jonathan Hill
Joseph Ratzinger
Jules Bianchi
Justin Bieber
Kate Moss
Kim Jong Il
Kim Jong Un
Kim Jong-Un
Matt Busby
Michael Caine
Morgan Freeman
Morrissey
Morrissey
Morrissey
Muhammed Ali
Muhammed Ali
Muhammed Ali
Oscar Pistorius
Ozzy Osbourne
Paul Gascoigne
Paul Gascoigne
Prince Charles
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Robbie Williams
Rolf Harris
Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
Tony Bennett

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