If law and order eventually breaks down then you are going to need your wits about you.
Check out Haiti and it’s failed state, gang culture, sex crimes and robbery and starvation styles.
My god, I don’t think they’re having pub quizzes down there right now. Who knows? Maybe in some forgotten basement of Port-Au-Prince, trivia people are secretly convening and trying to remember which James Bond film is which or getting their Baltic capitals mixed up.
What is potassium anyway? Is it a metal?
These are the kinds of mental exercises that’ll keep you going in the apocalypse.
That is, when you’re not trying to avoid murder and starvation.
Give thanks that “broken” as our country is (or as we are constantly told), then at least we can still go to the pub and have a quiz.
Get it while you can, I reckon, before the capitalists leave us to fight over the scraps when they take off to a mystery balloon island in the Pacific, or whatever it is they have planned.
Tonight’s late-stage capitalism quiz enjoyment opportunities:
Oz Bar – 6 pm (with Stuart F)
Jackpot – £120
Free answer: PICTURE round: “STEPHEN HAWKING“
Book at Oz Bar by sending them a message on FB.
The Joker & The Thief – 6 pm (with me)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer: PICTURE round: “NEW YORK DOLLS“
Book at Joker by sending them a message on FB.
Ship Inn – 7 pm (with Mister E)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer: PICTURE round: “RUSSIA“
Book at the Ship by sending them a message on FB/Messenger or calling 0131 665 2642
West Port Oracle – 8 pm (with Stuart F)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer: MUSIC round: “DIZZEE RASCAL“
Book on FB.or 0131 283 1960
Brass Monkey Shore – 8.30pm (with me)
Jackpot – £50
Free answer: PICTURE round: “GIRLS ALOUD“
Book: Phone 0131 555 7306 or Facebook/Messenger or online booking system:
So we’ll see you tonight.,
Dr Paul
Your Quizmaster
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