7pm – The Joker & The Thief. Jackpot £60. Cheat: Ra Ra Rasputin by Boney M (pic round)
9pm – Brass Monkey, Drummond Street. Jackpot £60 Cheat: Bis (music round)
Christmas. What is it good for, absolutely nothing. Say it again.
Make sure you combat the season of woe by getting pished. And if you’re going to get pished then you might as well do it in the pub where all your friends are drinking too and so it is better.
And if you’re going to get pished in the pub then you may as well do it when the pub quiz is on so you can win MORE BOOZE or indeed money which you can spend on EVEN MORE BOOZE.
It’s a beautiful circle of life, as Elton John so rightly pointed out.
I really am blethering today. Here’s tonight’s music round cheat clue which is for the Brass Monkey on Drummond Street:
Bis are a brilliant Glasgow band. In fact, I’m sure one of them used to come to the quiz when I was based in the G. I could be wrong.
Twenty years later, they’re still on tour – you can follow them on Twitter
And this is what they look like now:
Anyway, Bis are great but come to the quiz and we’ll all live happily ever after.
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