Holy jackpots, Batman. Check out the swag tonight: Nearly five hundred quid out there tonight. Don’t slip on the pavement though, it’s icy in patches.
Cellar Monkey (Argyle Bar), 7pm
Jackpot: £100
Cheat: There’s an ORCHID in the picture round. True fact.
Newsroom, 9pm
Jackpot: £290
(I’ll say that again: two hundred and ninety pounds) (zwei hunderd und neunzig fucking POUNDS, darling).
Cheat: Classy moment in the music round tonight is SHIRLEY BASSEY doing “Never Never Never”. Great performer, great song. Great fruit, great veg. Greater London Council.
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