The TALENTLESS HACKS come to the Newsroom every week, that is when they’re not over in China exploiting the human and financial resources of that great country.

Anyway, I found the TALENTLESS HACKS very excited one thursday night as I was handing out quiz sheets. Why the grinning and the excitement? Because, they told me, they were trying a new team name.

I say “Great. So what are you called now?” and they say

“You’ll have to wait and see”

So I was pretty excited too. But imagine my disappointment when we got to the end of round one, the answer sheets were handed in and there was the TALENTLESS HACKS new team name…

Quiz Quiztofferson?

Do me a favour. That’s nearly as hackneyed as NORFOLK AND CHANCE.

It must be noted that since this fucked up incident, the TALENTLESS HACKS have reverted to their known and loved team name.

As Ghandi said “Experimentation is a good thing – but not always with good outcomes.”