Corin couldn’t shout quite as loud as he usually does last night at Brass Monkey Leith, because he had cracked a rib.
“How did you crack a rib?”, I asked
“By coughing.” he replied.
Bloody hell. The younger generation are so weak.
You cough and you break a rib. Someone insults your beliefs or your trousers and you cry. You cry so hard that the only thing that can save you is a pumpkin spice latte.
Weakness everywhere. Everyone younger than me is weak*.
Yep, you’ve guessed it – I’ve decided to go full gammon. Why try to hide my contempt/jealousy for the younger generations?
The good news is that I’ve only just begun my descent into foamy-mouthed elder madness. It’ll take a few years to properly play out, so the quizzes are still functional for now. Come to the pub!
Here’s tonight’s line up of trivia fun:
*To be fair to Corin – he counteracted my accusations of weakness by suggesting that it was a case of strong muscles rather than weak ribs. Fair point, possibly.
6.30 pm – Porty Tap (with me for Isla)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer – PICTURE round: “YVES SAINT LAURENT“
Book: 0131 629 6266 or Facebook
8 pm – Waverley Bar (with Bonni)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer – PICTURE round: “PELICAN“
Book: 0131 557 9855 or Facebook
9 pm – Safari Lounge (with me)
Jackpot – £60
Free answer: MUSIC round: “JANET JACKSON“
Book: 0131 661 4741 or Facebook
With quiz and love,
Dr Paul
Music Round Clue for Safari Lounge Tonight:
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