They said it would never happen, but it’s February.
I know you don’t all agree but I’m personally a big fan of January. New beginnings.
Over the last month I got stuck writing my novel with renewed vigour.
This action adventure blockbuster is the greatest thing ever written and it’s been cooking away for a couple of years but I’ve had enough of fannying around and I’ve decided I need to get it finished.
Fortunately, I’ve now found the pocket: the time of day where I can make this happen which is very first thing in the morning.
We’re talking around 6am.
That’s when I get up and, before I do anything else, I get the MS Word on and type. No one else is up and I am not disturbed. Between waking the kid up, helping her get ready and out the door for school, I can write an average of 500 words by the time I’m done, which is 7.40am.
And in terms of the book, that’s me done for the day, and I can get on with quiz stuff.
So it’s not much each day, but it adds up. I’m just about hitting 30,000 words now. I’ve timetabled the progress as follows:
First draft done – end of March
Second draft – end of June
Last draft – end Sep
Published – by Christmas
So you’ll be able to buy it then.
What’s it about? It’s about a French superhero named Eiffel Power and his evil enemy, The Black Pudding. It’s totally amazing. Really well written.
The next part of the plan is early 2025 when I will sell the animation rights to Adult Swim or similar company. I already know my price: 1 million. No more, no less. This can be in Pounds, Dollars or Euros. I’m not fussed.
Then, once the cheque has cleared, I can take some time off and actually relax for a bit. First time in years.
So you’d better come to the quiz now while you can.
Before I end up on some stupid yacht.
Quizzes tonight:
Brass Monkey Grange 7pm (with me)
Free answer: PICTURE round: “FIDDLER ON THE ROOF“
Jackpot: £50
Book: Phone 0131 667 2335
The Strathie 7pm (with Mr. E)
Free answer: MUSIC round: “CAPELLA“
Jackpot: £30
Book: Call Strathie on 0131 554 8717 or send them a message on their Facebook.
The Newsroom 9pm (with me)
Free answer: In the PICTURE round: “JENNY SAVILLE“
Jackpot: £50
Book: Call Newsroom on 0131 557 5830 or use their online booking https://www.newsroomedinburgh.co.uk/book-now.html
With quiz and love,
Dr Paul
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