People name their pub quiz teams after the funniest things.

I once had a team called “Near Death Experience On A Child’s Go-Kart”.

I asked them what it was about and they told me they’d just been to a music festival in Dumfries and Galloway where they witnessed a child crashing and burning right in front of them on a temporary Go-Kart track.

I wasn’t there but the team swear the child was an inch from certain death.

The team were shaken but the child was fine.