7pm – The Joker & The Thief. Jackpot £30. Cheat: Ronald Reagan (pic round)
9pm – Brass Monkey, Drummond Street. Jackpot £120 Cheat: Macklemore (music round)
Here’s the music round cheat for the Joker:
The song is pish, the video is worse.
It looks like it was made by the same people that make those beer adverts where a perfectly constructed cross-section of races all go to a festival and everyone has a great (and yet meaningful) time.
The racial cross-section is always perfectly constructed in this scenario. But the rule is no oldies and no uggos. Everyone comes from a catalogue. With the possible exception of one fat person who is a lot of “fun”.
At the same time as diversity is rigidly ticked-off, stereotypes abound. A proper load of shite.
Anyway, as luck would have it the music round includes neither the turd of a video nor any clip longer than twenty seconds, “so we’re good” as the people in the shit video would undoubtedly say.
By the way: A HUNDRED AND TWENTY QUID AT THE MONKEY TONIGHT. That’s pretty good. I imagine all the stars will be turning up for that: Emma Watson, Tom Hanks, etc.
Incidentally Cunto Cards are back in stock and I will have a few decks with me tonight if you’re looking for a pack.
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