The lizard of truth reclines in the sunshine of fact. It gets an even suntan of knowledge as fear and ignorance are pushed into the shadows*

Be like the lizard. Come to the quiz.

Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot £150. Cheat: The music round contains Lene Marlin. See video below to hear the song.

9pm – Safari Lounge. Abbeyhill. Jackpot £90. Cheat: The picture round tonight contains the answer ‘Diplomacy’. It’s a board game.

I’ve heard this song so many times on Radio 2 and always assumed it was American. Just looked up Lene Marlin and it turns out she is Norwegian.

Now I have a reason to hate Norway.