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Thursday Quiz Entitlement

Quizzes Tonight:

7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £120. Cheat answer: The Ring (pic round)

9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £50. Cheat answer: Sigrid (music round)

It’s Thursday. So you are entitled to TWO pub quizzes.

And the extra good news is that we’re downstairs again at the Argyle, back in our lovely cosy basement now that all the festival noggins have nogged off.

Give us our city back, you flakey-bakey, semi-talented, wanna-has-beens. Go back to London.

Meanwhile, here’s the music round cheat. It’s a modern singer from Norway called Sigrid.

She’s charismatic and all, but the record sounds like something that would finish twelfth or thirteenth at Eurovision.

Which isn’t terrible.


Yeah. Also, remember to stop me and buy a packet of Cunto Cards  if you’re looking for that special gift for the foul-mouthed fiend in your life.

Cunto Cards 2018
Cunto Cards 2018



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Monday Reclines Like A Lizard

The lizard of truth reclines in the sunshine of fact. It gets an even suntan of knowledge as fear and ignorance are pushed into the shadows*

Be like the lizard. Come to the quiz.


7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot £150. Cheat: The music round contains Lene Marlin. See video below to hear the song.

9pm – Safari Lounge. Abbeyhill. Jackpot £90. Cheat: The picture round tonight contains the answer ‘Diplomacy’. It’s a board game.

I’ve heard this song so many times on Radio 2 and always assumed it was American. Just looked up Lene Marlin and it turns out she is Norwegian.

Now I have a reason to hate Norway.

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