Here’s a brilliant method which you can use to stop people thinking that you and your pals are arseholes.

STEP 1: choose a team name for the quiz.

STEP 2: Check if it’s on this list of shite team names. If it is, then choose something else. Everyone has heard these fifty million times:

1. QUIZTEAM AGUILERA
2. NORFOLK AND CHANCE
3. NORFOLK ENCHANTS
4. LETS GET QUIZZICAL
5. QUIZ AKABUSI
6. …

There are loads more and you can tell me them here or with #dpquiz. I’ll add them as I get them to leave this blog page as a lasting monument to awful pub quiz team names.