Election day could mean a new government for Scotland OR you winning three hundred quid. Look yourself right in the soul and ask which you would prefer.

Cellar Monkey (Argyle Bar), 7pm

Jackpot: £250. Yeah. That’s a quarter of a grand

Cheat: One of the music round clips is by Devo. See video below

Newsroom, 9pm

Jackpot: £50. That’s still a pleasurable amount.

Cheat: One of the answers in the quiz tonight is “Barbados”