OK, Whitney Houston’s pretty famous (although most folk could only name about three of her hits), so there was a wee influx in the jokes round over the last week at the various pub quizzes.
Here they are so far:
What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Maggie Thatcher?
Whitney died a tragic death and that cow is still alive.
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Whitney Houston is Bobby Brown Bread
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Why did Whitney Houston cross the road?
She didnae. She’s deid.
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What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and a dead crack head?
Fuck all.
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Breaking news: Bobby Brown has been found dead with a note saying “Two Can Play At That Game…”
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What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?
My car can reach 50.
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What did Whitney Houston and the Costa Concordia have in common?
They both hit too many rocks and died in the water!
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“It’s not right, but its OK,” said Whitney Houston’s coroner…
… as he took off his trousers.
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What is Whitney Houston’s next film going to be called?
The Bodybag
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Whitney Houston died doing what she did best…
Holding notes!
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What’s pink and lies on the doormat?
Whitney Houston’s Valentine Cards.
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News of Whitney Houston’s ACIDental death travelled with such SPEED, its made my voice CRACK with emotion and now I’m HORSE because she was a real HEROIN of mine until she met Mr BROWN. She really made a HASH of things then her life went to POT. EE! It’s such a BLOW, someone should have kept TABS on her.
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What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Whitney Houston?
Ferguson is still playing Giggs.
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Thanks to the teams at the Brass Monkey Leith, from whence most of these ‘jokes’ came.
N.B. we also had a team called “WHIT! NAE HOUSTON?” Arf.
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