Whitney Houston Jokes So Far

Whitney Houston, not particularly enjoying the jokes

OK, Whitney Houston’s pretty famous (although most folk could only name about three of her hits), so there was a wee influx in the jokes round over the last week at  the various pub quizzes.

Here they are so far:

 

What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Maggie Thatcher?

Whitney died a tragic death and that cow is still alive.

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Whitney Houston is Bobby Brown Bread

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Why did Whitney Houston cross the road?

She didnae. She’s deid.

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What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and  a dead crack head?

Fuck all.

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Breaking news: Bobby Brown has been found dead with a note saying “Two Can Play At That Game…”

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What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can reach 50.

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What did Whitney Houston and the Costa Concordia have in common?

They both hit too many rocks and died in the water!

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“It’s not right, but its OK,” said Whitney Houston’s coroner…

… as he took off his trousers.

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What is Whitney Houston’s next film going to be called?

The Bodybag

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Whitney Houston died doing what she did best…

Holding notes!

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What’s pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston’s Valentine Cards.

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News of Whitney Houston’s ACIDental death travelled with such SPEED, its made my voice CRACK with emotion and now I’m HORSE because she was a real HEROIN of mine until she met Mr BROWN. She really made a HASH of things then her life went to POT. EE! It’s such a BLOW, someone should have kept TABS on her.

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What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Whitney Houston?

Ferguson is still playing Giggs.

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Thanks to the teams at the Brass Monkey Leith, from whence most of these ‘jokes’ came.

N.B. we also had a team called “WHIT! NAE HOUSTON?” Arf.

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