It’s the end of Feb – but not quite. Tomorrow is the 29th and every four years it’s the exact same, fending off marriage proposals left and right.

Such quadrennial hassles.

You see, kids, sometimes it’s a drag being a hyper-famous local quizmaster. But you get used to it.

One thing that takes the edge off of being constantly mobbed by lady fans is that I get free coffee in all the venues I work in.

This saves money and boosts my mentality. Specifically my imagination, which when full of coffee, can easily picture all these women throwing themselves at me.

It’s a delusional, circular life, but a happy one.

Tonight’s quizzes:

Oz Bar – 6 pm (with Stuart F)

Jackpot – £60
Free answer: PICTURE round: “GEORGE MICHAEL“
Book at Oz Bar by sending them a message on FB.

The Joker & The Thief – 6 pm (with me)

Jackpot – £30
Free answer: PICTURE round: “PABLO PICASSO“
Book at Joker by sending them a message on FB.

Ship Inn – 7 pm (with Mister E)

Jackpot – £90
Free answer: MUSIC round: “EAGLE EYE CHERRY“
Book at the Ship by sending them a message on FB/Messenger or calling 0131 665 2642

West Port Oracle – 8 pm (with Stuart F)

Jackpot – £150
Free answer: PICTURE round: “LUCY“

Book on FB.or 0131 283 1960

Brass Monkey Shore  – 8.30pm (with me)

Jackpot – £50
Free answer: PICTURE round: “COMMON REDSHANK“
Book: Phone 0131 555 7306 or Facebook/Messenger or online booking system:

So we’ll see you tonight.,

Dr Paul
Your Quizmaster

Music Round Clue for Ship Inn Tonight:

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