So if Boris Johnson, the custard binbag, somehow leaves office today, I’m guessing he’ll find his new-found freedom (from a job that apparently bores him) to come to the quiz. Who wouldn’t?

And if he chooses to come to the Joker (he’d like the pizzas) or the Shore (nearer the docks) then you might get to meet him and ask him all those questions which have been burning away in your mind.

Like

“Who is your stylist?”
“How old are your kids these days?”
“Would you rather be a tray or a shelf?”
and
“How the hell did you get away with it for so long?”

He’ll be outside having a fag. Best place to snag him for a convo.

Anyway, here are tonight’s jackpots and free answers:

The Joker & The Thief – 6pm

Jackpot tonight – £30
Cheat answer: Tonight’s Joker quiz MUSIC round includes STATUS QUO (See video below)
Book at Joker by sending them a message on FB.

The Brass Monkey Shore  – 8.30pm

The Brass Monkey Shore HAS GOT LOTS OF ROOM. Try a walk-in or book a table you can easily do so by phoning the pub 0131 554 1979 or you can book online using their online booking system: https://tableagent.com/edinburgh/brass-monkey-shore/

Jackpot tonight – £100
Cheat answer: Tonight’s Monkey Shore PICTURE round includes PAUL CEZANNE
Book at Shore by sending them a message on FB/Messenger

Hopefully I’ll see you tonight.

Cheers,

Dr Paul
Your Quizmaster