There were some people who breezed in last night at the Safari, just in time for the jackpot round. I was happy to accept their entries for this until the moment they handed them in and I saw what they had done.
Instead of writing down the answers, they had written “A” or , “B”, or “C”, etc relating to the multiple-choice option
And now I was afraid for obviously these people were pscyhopaths. Now I would have to cross reference everything they’d written.
I made a point of decrying their choice: saying on the mic that I had visited Auschwitz in my time but this was, in some ways, worse.
Afterwards, I thanked them for taking part. One of the women said
“You were a bit rude about our answers”, and I said
“Yes, that’s to stop you ever doing it again”
I didn’t apologise. Don’t do the ABC thing folks. It’s loony.
See you tonight, hopefully.
Oz Bar – 6 pm (with Stuart F)
Jackpot – £150
Free answer: MUSIC round: “DIZZEE RASCAL“
Book at Oz Bar by sending them a message on FB.
The Joker & The Thief – 6 pm (with me)
Jackpot – £60
Free answer: PICTURE round: “INDIA“
Book at Joker by sending them a message on FB.
Ship Inn – 7 pm (with Eric)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer: PICTURE round: “ROME“
Book at the Ship by sending them a message on FB/Messenger or calling 0131 665 2642
West Port Oracle – 8 pm (with Stuart F)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer: PICTURE round: “TAURUS“
Book on FB.or 0131 283 1960
Brass Monkey Shore – 8.30pm (with me)
Jackpot – £50
Free answer: PICTURE round: “ETHIOPIA“
Book: Phone 0131 555 7306 or Facebook/Messenger or online booking system:
So we’ll see you tonight.,
Dr Paul
Your Quizmaster

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