Wednesday, 3rd January 2024

Festive disruption is ALMOST over.

There is no quiz tonight at the Joker (which is always closed for the first few days of the year) or the West Port Oracle which is doing the same.

But the Ship is back with Eric tonight and I’m at the Brass Shore, which never went away in the first place.

Meanwhile, at home, the school holidays rumble on and those of us with kids are thinking “why are these school holidays so long?”

Mind you, even when they do go back there’ll be another set of holidays just around the corner. February “half-term” or whatever.

Then it’ll be Easter, then Summer and so on.

You know, if they cut down on these holidays then the kids

a) might actually learn something

b) Could get the curriculum finished and then start earning their keep at something like twelve years old.

They’d be done by that age. O Grades, Standard Grades, Highers, A Levels, the lot. All by twelve. Imagine the national development!

Then they could start contributing.

Like the GOOD OLD DAYS.

This mini-rant was brought to you by our sponsor, Panadol:

Anyway, here are the quizzes for tonight:

Ship Inn – 7 pm (with Mister E)

Jackpot – £90
Free answer: PICTURE round: “MALACHITE
Book at the Ship by sending them a message on FB/Messenger or calling 0131 665 2642

Brass Monkey Shore  – 8.30pm (with me)

Jackpot – £50
Free answer: MUSIC round: “FLO-RIDA
Book: Phone 0131 0131 555 7306 or Facebook/Messenger or online booking system:


So we’ll see you tonight.

Midweek love,

Dr Paul
Your Quizmaster

Music Round Clue for Brass Monkey Shore:

This is Flo-Rida. My god, I bet he felt like Oscar Wilde when he came up with that name. I like some hip hop but this is just vacuous, stupid, and pointless. I think of all the sub-genres of Hip hop, the “in-the-club, smashing-dat-booty” trope is the worst. As you listen to this, you can FEEL your IQ dropping in real-time. And if you really want to plumb the depths of human expression, look up the lyrics, and read them.

It’s in the music round at the Brass Monkey Shore tonight

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