Will we ever destroy religion?
Would we even want to?
It’s still a thing, so as of now I still have to hold my Hot Toddy quiz at 1pm rather than earlier because everyone’s still at Church in the morning.
Ha ha. Only joking – I know you’re the worst bunch of Godless heathens who ever lived and TRIVIA is your true deity.
Which makes me kind of like a priest. I could have been a priest, probably would have suited it. Trouble is, I was brought up Catholic and that kind of priesting comes with restrictions that I could not countenance as a young man, i.e.: nae shagging
I would have been better off as a Proddy but when you’re brought up with one lot you don’t really think about the other lot. Their world seems like another world, a far away world, a closed shop.
But I should have thought about it. Transferring would have been easy – it’s still Christian. Plenty of shagging, even get married if you like, you get a free house to live in, you only have to work on Sundays.
Most of the quiz (or “service” – whatever they call it) is already written. You only have to come up with the sermon. What a life. Easy biscuits.
Ah well, missed opportunities. I’m a quizmaster now.
Come to my Sunday quizzes and accept my blessings:
1pm – Hot Toddy (with me)
Jackpot – £50
Free answer – PICTURE round: “TITIAN”
Book: Just turn up or Phone the Hot Toddy on 07585 897 685 or get in touch with them on Facebook
6pm – Persevere (with me)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer – MUSIC round: “IRON MAIDEN”
Book: Phone the Percy on 0131 554 0271 or get in touch with them on Facebook
With quiz and love,
Dr Paul
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