Hi *|FNAME|*

Happy Sunday blessings to you. There was a team at the Hot Toddy last week called “Shitty Wank Crap Team” or something like that.

I said “You can’t call yourself that, this is a family-friendly venue. And it’s Sunday, everyone’s just out of church.”

I was sort of joking but if you ARE going to Church this morning then the quiz at 1pm is probably an excellent follow – up.

Of course, your soul and spirit being freshly cleansed by communion with God will likely give you a quiz advantage too.

You can imagine a shimmering, smiling Jesus hovering over your table, guiding your had to write out the correct answer.

Unless you’re using your left hand, the bad hook, Satan’s claw. In which case, prepare ye for His vengeance.

If this is slightly terrifying, there’s also the Persevere at 6pm which as far as I can tell is entirely godless. And it’s in the evening by which time all the holy generated by Edinburgh churches on Sunday mornings has mostly worn off.

By seven o clock the city is back to being entirely secular.

Anyway – here are the quizzes and answers for today:          

1pm – Hot Toddy (with me)

Jackpot – £100

Free answer – PICTURE round: “CLARINET”

Book: Just turn up or Phone the Hot Toddy on 07585 897 685 or get in touch with them on Facebook

6pm – Persevere (with me)

Jackpot – £30

Free answer – MUSIC round includes “SUPERGRASS”  

Book: Phone the Percy on 0131 554 0271 or get in touch with them on Facebook

With quiz and love,

Dr Paul

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