Thursday. What do you want? You want a dollop of social realism? Go tidy up a bin.
You want some drinks and a hundred quid? Come to the pub.
You want wild everlasting romance with a soul mate forever in love and in love forever? Sorry. There’s not much I can do about that.

Here are the quizzes tonight with jackpots and free answers:

Brass Monkey Grange 7pm (with me)

Jackpot: £100

I’ve heard Monkey Grange will take bookings if you want to make sure of a table. I’m also sure walk-ins will be fine as the pub has only just opened In any case – pub phone number is  0131 667 2335

Free answer: One of the answers tonight in the MUSIC round at the Brass Monkey Grange is “CHER” (see video below)

Strathie 7pm (with Stewart)

Jackpot: £30

You can’t book at The Strathie just turn up. For any pub info, you can call The Strathie on 0131 554 8717 
Free answer: One of the answers tonight in the PICTURE round at the Strathie is “THE F.B.I.” 

Newsroom 9pm (with me)

Jackpot: £100

If you’re not booked you can walk-in. To book, call the Newsroom on 0131 557 5830 or use their online booking https://www.newsroomedinburgh.co.uk/book-now.html

Free answer: One of the answers tonight in the PICTURE round at the Newsroom is “HOMER SIMPSON” 

Hopefully see you tonight.

With quiz and love,

Dr Paul