Listen up. I wouldn’t make a joke about your alopecia, but I sometimes mess up the marking. Last night for example: I accidentally gave Penguin Party Fears Two too many points in the double-or-bust and falsely declared them winners before they themselves pointed out the error and that made Quiztal Methodists the champs (at Monkey Leith Walk).

First of all, props to the Penguins for honest-ing themselves out of a win. Respect. Secondly, thanks to everyone who didn’t come right up and slap me in the face, which was everyone. Be you folks, don’t be slappy like the Fresh Prints.

Now get yourself out for some Tuesday quizzing:

Portobello Tap 6pm (Isla is isla-olating, we welcome back young Michael for one night only)

Tonight’s jackpot: £30
Free answer: One of the MUSIC ROUND answers is WANKELMUT featuring EMMA LOUISE  (see video below)

Candy Bar 7pm (with me)

Tonight’s jackpot: £50 (voucher)
Free answer: One of the PICTURE ROUND answers is NEVADA 

Safari Lounge 9pm (with me)

Tonight’s jackpot: £30
Free answer: One of the PICTURE ROUND answers is  DRAGONETTE

So, we’ll see you later. Message your team now – get them sorted out.

Love,

Dr Paul