Tonight’s Quiz:

9pm – O’Connors. Jackpot: £60. Cheat clue: Hi-Tack (music round)

It’s Tuesday which Josh’s quiz at O’Connor’s.

Cheat News

One of the answers in tonight’s picture is Leatherback, which is a kind of turtle.

One of the four main types: Green, Giant, Leatherback and Ninja.

Am I the only person who always thought the Ninja Turtles were shite?

Probably, anyway the turtle in the picture round tonight is a REAL turtle and she deserves our respect.

The other thing that deserves respect is the jackpot at Josh’s quiz tonight. It’s sixty quid.

And if my recent visit to Tesco still holds, that means you could buy ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY coconuts.

You could probably even negotiate a deal for bulk and come home with a hundred and fifty copies of the hairy, tropical delicacy.

But it’s important to remember how you spend the cash you win is UP TO YOU.

Things you could conceivably purchase with tonight’s prize money:

• Fruit
• Vegetables
• Illicit street drugs
• TV License (part)
• A palm reading from a seaside Gypsy
• Literally thousands of rubber bands

The choices of your life.

9pm at O’Connor’s

Lots of love,

Dr Paul

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