Tonight’s quizzes :

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: Vanilla (pic round)

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £60. Cheat: Nelly Furtado (music round)

Sunday inspires priests and gardeners. But don’t be left out. Come to the quiz and find a different kind of inspiration: the pub quiz.

MUSIC ROUND CHEATS

By the way, here’s the audio cheat for tonight which refers to the music round at the Tolbooth:

Nelly Furtado reckons she’s like a bird because she’ll “only fly away”. If she was like the birds round here she’d nick your chips, shit on your head and steal your dog.

I heard the Seagulls are now getting gallus enough to attack classical music (Tynecastle the other night).

Presumably this is because the Seagulls wanted to hear rock and roll. Is this enough to let them off ir is it time for a war with the seagulls.

One shat on my head last month. I know what side I’m on.

I know they’re just protecting their nests or whatever but they can actually just fuck off.

In fact: NEW QUIZ RULE: Nae seagulls at the quiz.

Right, that’s off my chest and I feel better. See you at the quiz tonight.

!x!

Dr Paul

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