Until two Wednesdays ago, I had no idea that ‘cock-or-ball’ was even a thing.

How it works:

1. Turn away from the gathering, for a little privacy,
2. Fetch a piece of your ballsack OR cock and introduce a portion of it forwards through your fly.
3. Ensure that there is a great enough portion to be seen, but a small enough portion not to be obvious.
4. Turn to face the gathering, present your portion, and challenge them thus: “Cock or Ball?” (see above for an example by Myles from the Brass Monkey.
5. The assembly make their guesses.
6. You reveal the answer (not necessarily the proof)

I have no doubt that at some point in the future, this will make it to Channel 5.

Did you get the right answer? It was Myles’s…

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…cock.