Your Lives Are So Glamourous And Worthy Of Respect

Sometimes I have a brag-off at the quiz.

Teams are asked to write down “the greatest thing they have ever done” and then they are judged. Winner gets a coconut or some such.

Here’s a few samples from a recent brag-off:

Rescued by The Prince of Jordan
Rescued by The Prince of Jordan
Won Cluedo in One Guess
Won Cluedo in One Guess
Eleven coppers up the mule's lip
Eleven coppers up the mule’s lip
Kicked a Pissing Bloke In The Arse
Kicked a Pissing Bloke In The Arse
Electrocuted Own Cock
Electrocuted Own Cock
Shagged an olympian
Shagged an Olympian

You are all heroes.


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