Sunday was invented by Jesus and The Seven Dwarves to bring respite and pleasure to the masses. That’s you.

Come and experience this human bonus tonight at:

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £60. Cheat: A band called Chvrches are in the music round. See video below to hear the tune.

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot £60. Cheat: Your old pal Nelson Mandela is represented in the picture round.

The Chvrches are from Glasgow. To someone my age their songs sound like Depeche Mode crossed with Altered Images. Not bad likes.