Well, not a millionaire but it’s goingto feel a bit like that if you win £350 cash in the pub on Leith Walk tonight. Blazin’.

Brass Monkey Leith, 7pm

Jackpot: A barely-precedented £350

Cheat: One of the answers in the picture round tonight is Istanbul

Safari Lounge, 9pm

Jackpot: We had a winner last Monday so we are back to £30

Cheat: I’ll tell you this: One of the music round hits is by Inner City. Have a look at the vid to hear the (fucking massive) song: