Right, you can come and watch Wales getting pumped off of Portugal tonight at the Joker and to guarantee your seat in the pub, you might as well come down early and do the quiz…

The Joker & The Thief, 7pm

Jackpot: £30

Cheat: One of the answers in the picture round is “Blackpool Tower”

The Brass Monkey (Drummond Street), 9pm

Meanwhile, nae cunt up at the Brass really cares about football so the quiz should be unaffected. Plus, there’s a decent jackpot.

Jackpot: £150

Cheat: One of the music round tunes is another whopping 90s Europop mega-hit that carries sex and love to a new level. This time it’s by Alex Party (see vid below):